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What are your worthless skills?

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    I can lick my elbow. How many of you have tried it?

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    Fabio Franco
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    I think everyone I know have tried it... And believe it or not, I have a friend that succeeded.

    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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      AspDotNetDev wrote:

      the only thing I recognized was poutine.

      You go to my kind of places... oh, I thought you said puta, sorry.

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      Puta teen? :~ Nope, can't say as I saw any of those up there.

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        Ravi Bhavnani wrote:

        the value of Pi to ten places

        I think I know pi to around 23 places. Let's see... 3.1415926535897962684323 And the actual digits are... 3.1415926535897932384626 Darn, I always mix up the "323" and "626".

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        AspDotNetDev wrote:

        Darn, I always mix up the "323" and "626".

        It's damn not dam. The 323 is a four cylinder car while the 626 has a 6 cylinder engine. Hope that helps clarifies it for you.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          AspDotNetDev wrote:

          Darn, I always mix up the "323" and "626".

          It's damn not dam. The 323 is a four cylinder car while the 626 has a 6 cylinder engine. Hope that helps clarifies it for you.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          Michael Martin wrote:

          It's damn not dam

          It's "darn", not "dam".

          Michael Martin wrote:

          The 323 is a four cylinder car while the 626 has a 6 cylinder engine

          So one is a cylindrical car and one has a cylindrical engine?

          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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          • F Fabio Franco

            While I was running up the stairs some minutes ago, something that I usually find myself thinking is that I have several skills that are really worthless. For example, I am very good at walking and running silently. And they are worthless because: 1 - I'm not a criminal 2 - The job market for Ninjas is really low nowadays. I have many skills that I'm really good at but are worthless because they don't matter anymore or it makes no difference in my life or in other people's lives. What are your worthless skills?

            To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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            Marc Clifton
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            Fabio Franco wrote:

            What are your worthless skills?

            I was a killer 6502 assembly language programmer - I could read 6502 in hex, for pete's sake. Marc

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              Fabio Franco wrote:

              What are your worthless skills?

              I was a killer 6502 assembly language programmer - I could read 6502 in hex, for pete's sake. Marc

              My Blog
              Computational Types in C# and F#

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              Fabio Franco
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              Well, like I am good at x86 assembly, but I guess I'll never use it for a meaningfull purpose.

              To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                Michael Martin wrote:

                It's damn not dam

                It's "darn", not "dam".

                Michael Martin wrote:

                The 323 is a four cylinder car while the 626 has a 6 cylinder engine

                So one is a cylindrical car and one has a cylindrical engine?

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                AspDotNetDev wrote:

                It's "darn", not "dam".

                I had to copy and paste to Notepad and have a look in Courier New to see that you were correct.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                • F Fabio Franco

                  While I was running up the stairs some minutes ago, something that I usually find myself thinking is that I have several skills that are really worthless. For example, I am very good at walking and running silently. And they are worthless because: 1 - I'm not a criminal 2 - The job market for Ninjas is really low nowadays. I have many skills that I'm really good at but are worthless because they don't matter anymore or it makes no difference in my life or in other people's lives. What are your worthless skills?

                  To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                  The most appropriate one for a programming forum: COBOL. The others, well, what happens in the harem stays in the harem.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • F Fabio Franco

                    While I was running up the stairs some minutes ago, something that I usually find myself thinking is that I have several skills that are really worthless. For example, I am very good at walking and running silently. And they are worthless because: 1 - I'm not a criminal 2 - The job market for Ninjas is really low nowadays. I have many skills that I'm really good at but are worthless because they don't matter anymore or it makes no difference in my life or in other people's lives. What are your worthless skills?

                    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                    I can move my ears!!!! And cook yummy food!

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                    • F Fabio Franco

                      While I was running up the stairs some minutes ago, something that I usually find myself thinking is that I have several skills that are really worthless. For example, I am very good at walking and running silently. And they are worthless because: 1 - I'm not a criminal 2 - The job market for Ninjas is really low nowadays. I have many skills that I'm really good at but are worthless because they don't matter anymore or it makes no difference in my life or in other people's lives. What are your worthless skills?

                      To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                      Jonathan C Dickinson
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                      Pretty good at visualizing the correct/fastest line through a corner. Useless because: 1. I am not a race driver. 2. I (now) drive responsibly.

                      He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)

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