185 Of the Day
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
wizardzz wrote:
185 bottles of wine walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."Que Syrah, Syrah.
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
But I've brought my whole cru!
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"Could you mull it over?"
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
"What's a drink got to do to get a guy in this place?"
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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Not just in this game, but in all improvisation, I do, yes. I had a show last night and missed a few cues from my teammates that could have turned hilarious. I thought about it all last night, this morning, and even in the bathroom a minute ago. I feel like I'll get better at that in time, but the point is to be funny in the moment and make it look real or even scripted, so doing anything, even if it's not the funniest thing in hindsight, is better than freezing up or hesitating, or destroying the reality of the scene. That's the point of this game and a few others like it. It's to remember to be loose on stage and not second guess oneself, and get the feeling that anything you do is right, as long as you do something. It's also a way to get laughs really quick. You'd be surprised at how good some people can do these games without even taking a second to think about it. I could rotate a few other one liner formats into a daily improv joke contest, if people want a change up from 185.
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."
My corkscrew's gone missing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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TPFKAPB with the win [^]. You win a free iPhone. Walk up to the nearest bearded, skinny jean wearing guy you see and ask him the time. When he pulls out his iPhone to check, take it, it's yours. I suggest running, but his feeling of self entitlement does very little for his land speed, so you can probably just out walk him. 185 bottles of wine walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, can't serve you."