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  • D Dalek Dave

    kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    Lost User
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    You probably don't have enough mice in your garden now. Considered planting an Emmenthaler next to the Tomatoes?

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: if you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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    • R R Giskard Reventlov

      It was a hallucination. You are a very drunk person. Go to bed or puke or do whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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      Pete OHanlon
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      mark merrens wrote:

      whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

      Mate with anything that isn't actually tied down.

      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        mark merrens wrote:

        whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

        Mate with anything that isn't actually tied down.

        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Tim Corey
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        They draw the line at things that are tied down?

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        • D Dalek Dave

          kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          Head towards the light.

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            mark merrens wrote:

            whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

            Mate with anything that isn't actually tied down.

            *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

            "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

            CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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            BillWoodruff
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            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

            Mate with anything that isn't actually tied down.

            But, Pete, is that fair to bondage and discipline enthusiasts ? best, Bill

            "One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." Kurt Vonnegut

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            • D Dalek Dave

              kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

              --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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              SoMad
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              Sounds like a great time for you to mow your lawn again :-O Soren Madsen

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              • D Dalek Dave

                kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                Rage
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen

                Ten points to Gryffindor

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  mark merrens wrote:

                  whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

                  Mate with anything that isn't actually tied down.

                  *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                  Brady Kelly
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                  I.e. anything that doesn't move on its own. :)

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                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                    It was a hallucination. You are a very drunk person. Go to bed or puke or do whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    DeathByChocolate
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                    mark merrens wrote:

                    do whatever it is they do in Luton when highly inebriated.

                    Buy a house? ... I take it that is how DD ended up there? ;)

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      grralph1
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                      I enjoyed this Dave. It is similar to what one of my non de plumes does on frequent occasions. I then ran my alcohol and drug testing text analysis software on your post. It returned a status of "faker", (I was shocked and appalled as you might imagine) due to consistency in aberration, which is apparently a rare phenomena, with people who are really out of it. This is especially the case with people who are accustomed and acclimatised with their drug of choice. A seasoned drinker would not make consistent mistakes whilst typing, even if his voice representation of the same verse was incoherent. I am yet to test multiple drugs overdoses with the text analysis software. It currently tries to indicate what drug has been consumed and often comes up with “User on IPhone, no drug implications”. So that I can refine my Al Gore Rhythms, was it faker, smart phone or multiple drugs involved? Always enjoy your posts….

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        "complete drivel."

                        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          kjhdI wANSNT AWARE TH e re wasnt and eag;er owl here but there wAse so i sit in the garnden there sat on the fencve was the biggest iowl I hVE ever zseen it swoopsd and took a moudse with it tslons out and was a true raptroir

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          wizardzz
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                          Right, and Americans are the ones killing the English language.

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