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Where do bosons go?

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    A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:

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    That would have been a good 185.

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      A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:

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      How do you know that bosons are catholic? Maybe it was the Antiquark!

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        How do you know that bosons are catholic? Maybe it was the Antiquark!

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        How do you know that bosons are catholic?

        Of course it's a Lutheran higgs boson! I wouldn't have told the joke otherwise. :-\

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          How do you know that bosons are catholic?

          Of course it's a Lutheran higgs boson! I wouldn't have told the joke otherwise. :-\

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          It is those Amish Bosons that are the trouble makers. "We don't hold with them new-fangled Particle Accelerators"

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            A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:

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            Don't most bosons live in Yellowstone?

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              Don't most bosons live in Yellowstone?

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Are you thinking of Boo-boo[^]?

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                Are you thinking of Boo-boo[^]?

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                No that was Jellystone.

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                  No that was Jellystone.

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                  You're smarter than the average bear!

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                    Don't most bosons live in Yellowstone?

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    Roger Wright
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                    No one knows, since they're so hard to detect. I spent three hours driving through the National Boson Reserve south of Flathead Lake in Montana last month, and only caught a glimpse of one. Lots of speed goats, but just the one boson. Go figure...

                    Will Rogers never met me.

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                      That would have been a good 185.

                      ~RaGE();

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                      wizardzz
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                      But they don't have mass in bars, so this was a better non 185.

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