Where do bosons go?
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A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
How do you know that bosons are catholic?
Of course it's a Lutheran higgs boson! I wouldn't have told the joke otherwise. :-\
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
How do you know that bosons are catholic?
Of course it's a Lutheran higgs boson! I wouldn't have told the joke otherwise. :-\
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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A Higgs boson tried to enter a cathedral, but a priest stopped him. "I'm sorry, but we don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replied, "But without me, how can you have mass?" :rolleyes:
------------------------------ Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem How do I take my coffee? Black as midnight on a moonless night. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Don't most bosons live in Yellowstone?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Don't most bosons live in Yellowstone?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
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Don't most bosons live in Yellowstone?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997No one knows, since they're so hard to detect. I spent three hours driving through the National Boson Reserve south of Flathead Lake in Montana last month, and only caught a glimpse of one. Lots of speed goats, but just the one boson. Go figure...
Will Rogers never met me.
