I object to the proferred evidence being included in the record!

[emartinho]

It's not mine! I'm holding it for a friend. New Orleans prosecutor arrested after joint falls from his pocket in court[^] -EM

[Kenneth Haugland]

Ah, so thats what a joint meeting is all about ;P

[Keith Barrow]

He made rather a hash of the case...

Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
-Or-
A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

[OriginalGriff]

What a dope!

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Lost User]

He must be stoned.

[Kenneth Haugland]

Judge: "Could you pass the evidence over..."

[Lost User]

"Angry, embarrassed and disappointed", over a little weed? Way to overreact.. Unless it was actually about the fact that he managed to let it slip out of his pocket in front of police. That's embarrassing.

[Lost User]

Or to put it another way "please don't let this effect my campaign for election".

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

[Lost User]

It does have a certain "my PR guy told me to say this"-air about it, doesn't it.

[Brisingr Aerowing]

:doh:

const string Name = "Jason Cantrell";
const string Location = "New Orleans";

Prosecutor p = People.GetPerson(Name, Location, true) as Prosecutor;

if(p != null)
{
p.IQ = -1;
Helpers.Brain.Delete(p.Brain);
}

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image. Stephen Hawking