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    Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse”, she replied. Little Michael just said, “Oh, okay” and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,”Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds! and Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you!

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      Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse”, she replied. Little Michael just said, “Oh, okay” and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,”Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds! and Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you!

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      Reminds me of this one: A father is out doing lawn work when his 5 year old daughter comes skipping up and says "Daddy... Whats sex?" :doh: The father slightly panics. Oh dear oh me he thought, she is too young for this conversation. He pondered for a minute and then thought well I will be damned if I am going to let her learn about it from some hooligan on the street and then being taken advantage of. So the father begins. He gives her the whole birds and the bees and the explanation goes on for a couple minutes. The daughter listens patiently but at the same time seems to not fully understand (she is only 5). When he finally finishes she then says, "OK daddy. But what is a couple?" He pauses for a moment to contemplate his thoughts. He then says well dear a couple are two people that decide to have a sexual relationship with each other. In some cases it is a man and a man and others a women and a women. In many it is a man and a women like your mother and myself. Sometimes they are deeply in love and sometimes they remain a couple for strength of the family. He then ends with "Why do you ask sweety?" To which she replies, "Well mommy said dinner will be ready in a couple secs."

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        Little Michael was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?” She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse”, she replied. Little Michael just said, “Oh, okay” and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,”Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds! and Jimmy’s Mom wants to talk to you!

        www.stealthadventures.co.za

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        egenis wrote:

        Little Michael Johnny was staying with his grandmother

        FTFY

        If it moves, compile it

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          egenis wrote:

          Little Michael Johnny was staying with his grandmother

          FTFY

          If it moves, compile it

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          :-D

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