Sucess...
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The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf. She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success." Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it. She too beckoned to me saying, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success." So again, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw was beautiful, I mean, really really hot. She said, "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success." I could only think of what the next woman would be like, so carried on climbing, and was shocked to see an old man standing on a leaf, naked. I was so outraged, I said, "Who the f-uck are you?" He replied, "I'm Cess."