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  • L Lost User

    Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.

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    OriginalGriff
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    Bookmarked. Waiting... :laugh:

    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • L Lost User

      Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.

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      Mike Hankey
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      #6

      I'm saving a 1 with your name on it for posing a childish joke. :)

      VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
      Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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      • T TPFKAPB

        Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later. ;P

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        Mark_Wallace
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        TPFKAPB wrote:

        Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later.

        Hey, don't you get rep points for bookmarking?

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • T TPFKAPB

          Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later. ;P

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          Lost User
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          You broke the fun. :-D

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          • L Lost User

            It being a bad joke is one thing.. But you did not even tell it corectly:~

            MehGerbil wrote:

            Knock Knock.
            Who is there?
            Apple. Apple who?

            You have to wait for them to say the "who" or it seems a bit odd. Just saying :rolleyes:

            Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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            Lost User
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            Collin Jasnoch wrote:

            It being a bad joke is one thing.. But you did not even tell it corectly:~

            Someone call a WAAAAAAMBULANCE. ^ Oh look, I can be rude now as well. :-D Yes people, at teh Code Project we now have total freedom!

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              [Vilmos votes abuse] ;P


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              Lost User
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              Oh...that's dirty. Like a really good Martini.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Bookmarked. Waiting... :laugh:

                If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                Lost User
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                My plans may have not been as thoroughly bullet-proof as I'd hoped. :~

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  TPFKAPB wrote:

                  Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later.

                  Hey, don't you get rep points for bookmarking?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Lost User
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                  Ah yes, boot-leg reputation points! Come to papa!

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    I'm saving a 1 with your name on it for posing a childish joke. :)

                    VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
                    Version 3.0 now available. There is no place like 127.0.0.1

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                    Lost User
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                    I'll cry if you do.

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                    • L Lost User

                      Oh...that's dirty. Like a really good Martini.

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      • L Lost User

                        My plans may have not been as thoroughly bullet-proof as I'd hoped. :~

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        #15

                        You gotta think these Evil Plans through...

                        If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          You gotta think these Evil Plans through...

                          If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                          Lost User
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                          Will you teach me how to be evil?

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                            Lost User
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                            [MehGerbil votes alcohol abuse]

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                            • L Lost User

                              Will you teach me how to be evil?

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              You're going to need some equipment: 1) A cat. 2) A Secret Volcano Base. Give me a yell when you have them both.

                              If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • L Lost User

                                [MehGerbil votes alcohol abuse]

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                How can non-dilution be abuse?:confused:


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                • L Lost User

                                  I'll cry if you do.

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                                  Mike Hankey
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                                  Group hug. :)

                                  VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.0 ToDo Manager Extension
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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    You're going to need some equipment: 1) A cat. 2) A Secret Volcano Base. Give me a yell when you have them both.

                                    If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    We've seen your pussy, but what about your rocks?


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.

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                                      Keith Barrow
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                                      Others are bookmarking you now. Personally, I'm just going to go on a random univoting spree once it is back up and running. Not entirely random of course, here is my hitlist[^] ;P

                                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                      -Or-
                                      A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                      • K Keith Barrow

                                        Others are bookmarking you now. Personally, I'm just going to go on a random univoting spree once it is back up and running. Not entirely random of course, here is my hitlist[^] ;P

                                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
                                        -Or-
                                        A Dead ringer for Kate Winslett[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        #23

                                        Yeah, well you obviously share the same hitlist with about half the people here. However, for now I have free reign to abuse as I see fit. You are a poo-poo head. *evil laugh*

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          How can non-dilution be abuse?:confused:


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                          Lost User
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                                          I attended public school in the USA. Your references to chemistry have confused me.

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