My Joke Of The Day

[Lost User]

Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Apple. Knock Knock. Who is there? Orange you glad I didn't say apple again? Go ahead. Downvote me for a bad joke. LOL! I win.

[Nagy Vilmos]

[Vilmos votes abuse] ;P

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Lost User]

It being a bad joke is one thing.. But you did not even tell it corectly:~

MehGerbil wrote:

Knock Knock.
Who is there?
Apple. Apple who?

You have to wait for them to say the "who" or it seems a bit odd. Just saying :rolleyes:

Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

[TPFKAPB]

Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later. ;P

[OriginalGriff]

Bookmarked. Waiting... :laugh:

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

[Lost User]

Collin Jasnoch wrote:

It being a bad joke is one thing.. But you did not even tell it corectly:~

Someone call a WAAAAAAMBULANCE. ^ Oh look, I can be rude now as well. :-D Yes people, at teh Code Project we now have total freedom!

[Lost User]

You broke the fun. :-D

[Mark_Wallace]

TPFKAPB wrote:

Bookmarked so I can come back and downvote you later.

Hey, don't you get rep points for bookmarking?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Mike Hankey]

I'm saving a 1 with your name on it for posing a childish joke. :)

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[Lost User]

My plans may have not been as thoroughly bullet-proof as I'd hoped. :~

[Lost User]

Oh...that's dirty. Like a really good Martini.

[Lost User]

Ah yes, boot-leg reputation points! Come to papa!

[Lost User]

I'll cry if you do.

[Nagy Vilmos]

I have perfected the Dry Martini - four parts gin, then wave the glass in the direction of Italy.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[OriginalGriff]

You gotta think these Evil Plans through...

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

[Lost User]

[MehGerbil votes alcohol abuse]

[Lost User]

Will you teach me how to be evil?

[OriginalGriff]

You're going to need some equipment: 1) A cat. 2) A Secret Volcano Base. Give me a yell when you have them both.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.

[Nagy Vilmos]

How can non-dilution be abuse?:confused:

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Mike Hankey]

Group hug. :)

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