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  • J Johnny J

    Michelle? I thought he was talking about Nagy?!?!?! :confused:

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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    Jimmy Savile
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    :thumbsup:

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    • G Garth J Lancaster

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Getting a good night's sleep without the Great Snoring Beast From Kent keeping me awake all night is cool too.

      oh that's just cruel - does Michelle know thats what you call her ? :-)

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      I call her many things, The Punctured Hippo, The Zed Monster, The Growling Ogre etc... She knows full well how bad she snores, especially after a drink or two, and to be fair, I am just as bad.

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        What else do you find gives you a momentary easing of the stresses and strains of your day?

        Wanking.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Now, now, Boys, let's play nicely with our little sisters.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Now, now, Boys, let's play nicely with our little sisters.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Dalek Dave
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          No, it's ok. Every time he posts anything people realise he's a wanker.

          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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          • J Johnny J

            Michelle? I thought he was talking about Nagy?!?!?! :confused:

            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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            Dalek Dave
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            We share only our love of Gin and Bacon. (Not is the same glass though, obviously).

            --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Without even drinking it. coffee gives me a lot of pleasure. As the aroma fills the air from grinding the beans, the gurgle of the water as it comes out black as tar from the machine, the froth building in the milk jug. All these are joys to behold. Just now, I was making a coffee and I found there was an overlooked 1/2 pint of milk in the fridge that has soured. Immediately I just thought 'scones' and smiled.


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              grralph1
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              Nagy Vilmos "I found there was an overlooked 1/2 pint of milk in the fridge that has soured. Immediately I just thought 'scones' and smiled." You are a man after my own heart... (I may have also thought ..Cheese) I also love grinding the beans. Sometimes I just do it and and don't make any coffe at all. It is like some special incense... a frankincense or myrrh ... or a really aged scotch whisky that no one can afford. Is your surname Nagy?

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                Nagy Vilmos "I found there was an overlooked 1/2 pint of milk in the fridge that has soured. Immediately I just thought 'scones' and smiled." You are a man after my own heart... (I may have also thought ..Cheese) I also love grinding the beans. Sometimes I just do it and and don't make any coffe at all. It is like some special incense... a frankincense or myrrh ... or a really aged scotch whisky that no one can afford. Is your surname Nagy?

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                Dalek Dave
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                grralph1 wrote:

                I also love grinding the beans.

                My Euphemismometer has exploded.

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                • J Johnny J

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  a jar of coffee

                  There's your problem right there. You should try drinking REAL coffee - Then you might like it... ;P If not, ANY coffee experience can be greatly enhanced by adding the right amount of alcohol. Personally I prefer Sambuca...

                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  Also, being the first to use the loo at work after the cleaner has been in attendance.

                  So the others will never know it's been cleaned at all? You might get the poor lady fired...

                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Johnny J. wrote:

                  ANY coffee experience can be greatly enhanced by adding the right amount of alcohol

                  ftfy


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • G grralph1

                    Nagy Vilmos "I found there was an overlooked 1/2 pint of milk in the fridge that has soured. Immediately I just thought 'scones' and smiled." You are a man after my own heart... (I may have also thought ..Cheese) I also love grinding the beans. Sometimes I just do it and and don't make any coffe at all. It is like some special incense... a frankincense or myrrh ... or a really aged scotch whisky that no one can afford. Is your surname Nagy?

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Don't grind until you're ready to make the drink otherwise you can lose flavour.

                    grralph1 wrote:

                    Is your surname Nagy?

                    Someone picks these things up, Nagy Vilmos is my 'nom de net' and Nagy certainly would be a surname; it is in fact very common in Hungary and means Big so I am Mr Big. Vilmos is just William, my name, in Hungarian.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I don't drink coffee, can't abide the stuff in fact, but being the one who pops the little paper cap on a jar of coffee is one of life's little pleasures. Also, being the first to use the loo at work after the cleaner has been in attendance. Getting a good night's sleep without the Great Snoring Beast From Kent keeping me awake all night is cool too. Waking up late and panicking before remembering that it is a Saturday, or putting on a jacket that hasn't been worn for a while and finding £10 in a pocket. These are all examples of LLP's. What else do you find gives you a momentary easing of the stresses and strains of your day?

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      Lost User
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                      From Him & Her this week; I need a poo. Gonna have one? I'm waiting until I really need to go, feels nicer then. Yeah, I do that, you don't have to push.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        grralph1 wrote:

                        I also love grinding the beans.

                        My Euphemismometer has exploded.

                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                        grralph1
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                        Dave I said beans Not grinding the jones

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          I call her many things, The Punctured Hippo, The Zed Monster, The Growling Ogre etc... She knows full well how bad she snores, especially after a drink or two, and to be fair, I am just as bad.

                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                          Garth J Lancaster
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                          heh I have been known to wake myself up from a light sleep by snoring - I remember thinking 'who's that rude b@astard making all the noise' and then drifting off - only to have it happen again :-O

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                            Dave I said beans Not grinding the jones

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Bean is a euphemism[^].

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                            • G grralph1

                              Dave I said beans Not grinding the jones

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Dave could find an euphemism in a pork pie.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              • J Jacquers

                                Not worrying about getting downvoted ;P

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                                jim lahey
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                                +1 Sorry, couldn't resist :laugh:

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                                • J Jimmy Savile

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  What else do you find gives you a momentary easing of the stresses and strains of your day?

                                  Wanking.

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                                  jim lahey
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                                  Just be honest you know

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    I don't drink coffee, can't abide the stuff in fact, but being the one who pops the little paper cap on a jar of coffee is one of life's little pleasures. Also, being the first to use the loo at work after the cleaner has been in attendance. Getting a good night's sleep without the Great Snoring Beast From Kent keeping me awake all night is cool too. Waking up late and panicking before remembering that it is a Saturday, or putting on a jacket that hasn't been worn for a while and finding £10 in a pocket. These are all examples of LLP's. What else do you find gives you a momentary easing of the stresses and strains of your day?

                                    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                    jim lahey
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                                    My relief comes in the form of a dump and the crossword. If I get the crossword done quickly I might have a go at the sudoku.

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Dave could find an euphemism in a pork pie.


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      Keith Barrow
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                                      Fnarr fnarr

                                      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I don't drink coffee, can't abide the stuff in fact, but being the one who pops the little paper cap on a jar of coffee is one of life's little pleasures. Also, being the first to use the loo at work after the cleaner has been in attendance. Getting a good night's sleep without the Great Snoring Beast From Kent keeping me awake all night is cool too. Waking up late and panicking before remembering that it is a Saturday, or putting on a jacket that hasn't been worn for a while and finding £10 in a pocket. These are all examples of LLP's. What else do you find gives you a momentary easing of the stresses and strains of your day?

                                        --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                        - milk and biscuits before the tele. - beer :beer: - My son having fun - waking up at 6:30 in the morning and realizing you can fall back asleep for awhile because "you don't have anything better to do". - sex - cooking, eating the stuff and finding it delicious. - ... (PS: good post, nice and positive)

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          I don't drink coffee, can't abide the stuff in fact, but being the one who pops the little paper cap on a jar of coffee is one of life's little pleasures. Also, being the first to use the loo at work after the cleaner has been in attendance. Getting a good night's sleep without the Great Snoring Beast From Kent keeping me awake all night is cool too. Waking up late and panicking before remembering that it is a Saturday, or putting on a jacket that hasn't been worn for a while and finding £10 in a pocket. These are all examples of LLP's. What else do you find gives you a momentary easing of the stresses and strains of your day?

                                          --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                                          Brady Kelly
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                                          Waking up at 9am on my last few weekdays of unemployment. Alas, only tomorrow left.

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