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[thrakazog]

I just got back from the battered women's shelter. And boy are my arms tired.

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[Mark H2]

What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Nothing. Bitch should have listened the first time.

If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.

[Johnny J]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Answer: Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932