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  • I IndifferentDisdain

    I was actually hoping I could award some secret prize to the first person who responded with "Right about now", "Once you started" or something along those lines. So please, accept your phantom tchotchke[^].

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    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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    Already anticipating outcomes, measuring performance, and giving rewards of no value I see.

    Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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    • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

      Already anticipating outcomes, measuring performance, and giving rewards of no value I see.

      Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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      IndifferentDisdain
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      +25!

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      • M Maximilien

        MBA == Master of Byte Assembly ? :rolleyes:

        Nihil obstat

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        IndifferentDisdain
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        Sadly, no, but I did find my undergrad CS course in ASM much more stimulating than Advanced Marketing Management and the laughable courses they pass off as statistics.

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        • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

          Already anticipating outcomes, measuring performance, and giving rewards of no value I see.

          Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

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          Roger Wright
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          Yep, definitely on the fast track to management zombie! :-D

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          • I IndifferentDisdain

            So I just finished my MBA this month; what's the over/under on when I become deplorable to the dev community?

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            Lost User
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            funny commercial on MBA :-)))) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcoDV0dhWPA[^]

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            • I IndifferentDisdain

              So I just finished my MBA this month; what's the over/under on when I become deplorable to the dev community?

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              wizardzz
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              "when" "become" Those are definitely in the wrong tense. Most likely happened when you enrolled, or perhaps even decided to enroll.

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              • M Maximilien

                MBA == Master of Byte Assembly ? :rolleyes:

                Nihil obstat

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Managed By Acronym.

                *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                • I IndifferentDisdain

                  So I just finished my MBA this month; what's the over/under on when I become deplorable to the dev community?

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                  Gary R Wheeler
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                  So when's the surgery scheduled?

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • M Maximilien

                    MBA == Master of Byte Assembly ? :rolleyes:

                    Nihil obstat

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                    Vivi Chellappa
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                    Maximilien wrote:

                    MBA == Master of Byte Assembly ?

                    Nope. Master of Bitching and Attitude. My niece has had one from about age 12.

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                    • G Gary R Wheeler

                      So when's the surgery scheduled?

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      I think you'll find he's already had his spine and urgency removed. They should be fitting the procrastination soon.

                      *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                      "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        I think you'll find he's already had his spine and urgency removed. They should be fitting the procrastination soon.

                        *pre-emptive celebratory nipple tassle jiggle* - Sean Ewington

                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                        Gary R Wheeler
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                        I've always heard they remove the following: your brain, your spine, and if you're male, your two best friends.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        • I IndifferentDisdain

                          So I just finished my MBA this month; what's the over/under on when I become deplorable to the dev community?

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                          Bram van Kampen
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                          Hi, You got the letters behind your name, now live up to them, and forget about the crap. The only ones that need to quote them are those that fail. The ones that succeed go bij their reputation. When is the last time that 'Red Adaire' was asked for his qualifications. Bram.

                          Bram van Kampen

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                          • I IndifferentDisdain

                            So I just finished my MBA this month; what's the over/under on when I become deplorable to the dev community?

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            When did you decide to start the course?

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • L Lost User

                              funny commercial on MBA :-)))) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcoDV0dhWPA[^]

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                              IndifferentDisdain
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                              Nice.

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                When did you decide to start the course?

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                IndifferentDisdain
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                                Truthfully, I started before I was doing dev work; I was working at some soulless monstrosity of a 'software' company doing tech support, they were going to pay for it, and it was pretty much the only way I was getting off the phones full-time. However, right before I started, I got a dev job at a start-up (that didn't pay for it...), so I figured I was already in and registered, so just stick it out.

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