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  • M Michael A Barnhart

    Well if this goes far and fast enough to be usefull I think I would kill myself on it:-O; But I do not have $5000 so no problem. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007EPJ6/ref=segway_tn_left/102-6710801-3885729[^] "I will find a new sig someday."

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    Not that bloody Segway thing? ha ha. Apart from looking like a RIGHT TIT whilst "driving" one, they've already been banned from use on pavements (sorry, "sidewalks") in some US cities. Great idea, but I don't think it'll catch on. Once pedestrians are knocked flying and the law-suits arrive, it'll be assigned to the dustbin of history. And people claimed that "cities would be rebuilt" around this device. Sheesh. OK, I know this thing uses some pretty cool gyroscope technology, etc. but it seems to like a bloody expensive executive toy - a bit like those bloody mini-scooters that everyone HAD to own 18 months ago. Great until you realise that everyone is pointing and saying "Look at that tosser!". There was BRILLIANT episode of South Park all about a similar device - you have to see this episode to believe it (you control the transporter via a dildo shaped attachment that you stick up your backside... ha ha ha ha). On a more positive note, some US postal workers will be using them (if they're not already). Bet your average dog can outrun it though eh? he he he.


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      Not that bloody Segway thing? ha ha. Apart from looking like a RIGHT TIT whilst "driving" one, they've already been banned from use on pavements (sorry, "sidewalks") in some US cities. Great idea, but I don't think it'll catch on. Once pedestrians are knocked flying and the law-suits arrive, it'll be assigned to the dustbin of history. And people claimed that "cities would be rebuilt" around this device. Sheesh. OK, I know this thing uses some pretty cool gyroscope technology, etc. but it seems to like a bloody expensive executive toy - a bit like those bloody mini-scooters that everyone HAD to own 18 months ago. Great until you realise that everyone is pointing and saying "Look at that tosser!". There was BRILLIANT episode of South Park all about a similar device - you have to see this episode to believe it (you control the transporter via a dildo shaped attachment that you stick up your backside... ha ha ha ha). On a more positive note, some US postal workers will be using them (if they're not already). Bet your average dog can outrun it though eh? he he he.


      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

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      Michael A Barnhart
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      Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: Apart from looking like a RIGHT TIT Come on, how do you really feel? The one usage I see (after looking over the vidio) is for handicapped. I know many who do not really need a wheelchair but do need powered assistance. This would help them and fit where larger items do not let them go. "I will find a new sig someday."

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      • M Michael A Barnhart

        Well if this goes far and fast enough to be usefull I think I would kill myself on it:-O; But I do not have $5000 so no problem. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007EPJ6/ref=segway_tn_left/102-6710801-3885729[^] "I will find a new sig someday."

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        Ray Cassick
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        I saw them being tested at Disney Land (or Disney World, which ever one is in Fla.). They are cool and man can they moove.


        Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall."
        George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."


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        • M Michael A Barnhart

          Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: Apart from looking like a RIGHT TIT Come on, how do you really feel? The one usage I see (after looking over the vidio) is for handicapped. I know many who do not really need a wheelchair but do need powered assistance. This would help them and fit where larger items do not let them go. "I will find a new sig someday."

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          Hey, it's just my 2p. Shrug. $5K is a lot of cash to spend to look like a knob! :laugh:


          When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

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            I saw them being tested at Disney Land (or Disney World, which ever one is in Fla.). They are cool and man can they moove.


            Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall."
            George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things."


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            Arch Stanton
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            Seems to me that a third wheel off of the front with a hydraulic piston would be a better way to help balance than 6 microprocessors, and cheaper, too. ...or you could buy a cheap bicycle. E

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              Not that bloody Segway thing? ha ha. Apart from looking like a RIGHT TIT whilst "driving" one, they've already been banned from use on pavements (sorry, "sidewalks") in some US cities. Great idea, but I don't think it'll catch on. Once pedestrians are knocked flying and the law-suits arrive, it'll be assigned to the dustbin of history. And people claimed that "cities would be rebuilt" around this device. Sheesh. OK, I know this thing uses some pretty cool gyroscope technology, etc. but it seems to like a bloody expensive executive toy - a bit like those bloody mini-scooters that everyone HAD to own 18 months ago. Great until you realise that everyone is pointing and saying "Look at that tosser!". There was BRILLIANT episode of South Park all about a similar device - you have to see this episode to believe it (you control the transporter via a dildo shaped attachment that you stick up your backside... ha ha ha ha). On a more positive note, some US postal workers will be using them (if they're not already). Bet your average dog can outrun it though eh? he he he.


              When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

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              David Wulff
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              Robert Edward Caldecott wrote: you control the transporter via a dildo shaped attachment that you stick up your backside... That was a seriously cool idea, but your mouth would dry out after a few minutes of using the oral attachment which would cause horrific friction burns. And I never could figure out how you are supposed to operate one fully clothed... :~


              David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "Apart from my kids, I have no sleeping problems" - Christian Graus

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              • M Michael A Barnhart

                Well if this goes far and fast enough to be usefull I think I would kill myself on it:-O; But I do not have $5000 so no problem. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007EPJ6/ref=segway_tn_left/102-6710801-3885729[^] "I will find a new sig someday."

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                The rider's weight must not exceed 250 pounds and Why the hell do they make something only for lightweights, its a form of discrimination. Regardz Colin J Davies

                Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                  The rider's weight must not exceed 250 pounds and Why the hell do they make something only for lightweights, its a form of discrimination. Regardz Colin J Davies

                  Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                  You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                  Because if you're over 250, you REALLY need to walk! Max.

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                    Because if you're over 250, you REALLY need to walk! Max.

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                    ColinDavies
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                    Maximilien wrote: Because if you're over 250, you REALLY need to walk! Not always. I spend 15 -20 hrs a week working out in the Gym, Kite board, Surf, do rock climbing etc. And these guys set a limit on the weight the thing carries. Its a bit like the Japanese car makers who make girl sized cars. Regardz Colin J Davies

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                    You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                      Hey, it's just my 2p. Shrug. $5K is a lot of cash to spend to look like a knob! :laugh:


                      When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

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                      l a u r e n
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                      i mean lets face it lots of ppl manage to look like complete knobs for far less :laugh:


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                        The rider's weight must not exceed 250 pounds and Why the hell do they make something only for lightweights, its a form of discrimination. Regardz Colin J Davies

                        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                        You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                        l a u r e n
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                        do i hear "affirmative action" ??? *lauren ducks* :laugh:


                        "traffic lights are for people who can't make their own decisions"
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                        • M Michael A Barnhart

                          Do you think you can keep your balance on it? I just do not see a side by side wheel arrangement being stable. "I will find a new sig someday."

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                          Tom Archer
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                          It's been used around the country in various test cases scenarios and worked extremely well. For example, here in Atlanta, a few were used by the police patrolling downtown. I don't see it ever being used by the masses, but in certain jobs (such as postal carriers) it's a godsend. Cheers, Tom Archer Author - Inside C#, Visual C++.NET Bible

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                          • M Michael A Barnhart

                            Well if this goes far and fast enough to be usefull I think I would kill myself on it:-O; But I do not have $5000 so no problem. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00007EPJ6/ref=segway_tn_left/102-6710801-3885729[^] "I will find a new sig someday."

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                            Michael A. Barnhart wrote: Human Transporter Weren't you disapointed though when Ginger was revealed as this Segway job, a glorified scooter? Yes admitedly it has some amazing technology in it, but it is not world changing or especially inventive.

                            Paul Watson
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                            Cape Town, South Africa

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                              Michael A. Barnhart wrote: Human Transporter Weren't you disapointed though when Ginger was revealed as this Segway job, a glorified scooter? Yes admitedly it has some amazing technology in it, but it is not world changing or especially inventive.

                              Paul Watson
                              Bluegrass
                              Cape Town, South Africa

                              My photoSIG portfolio[^]

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                              Michael A Barnhart
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                              I do believe it is a godo example of how far technology has made it though. 10 to 15 miles on those little batteries is pretty impressive. And the contol system to keep you in balance must be done well to work. Yes it is $5K US but still now market able. With a few price drops what does this open up to at least some handicap that are now in wheelchairs. "I will find a new sig someday."

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                              • M Michael A Barnhart

                                I do believe it is a godo example of how far technology has made it though. 10 to 15 miles on those little batteries is pretty impressive. And the contol system to keep you in balance must be done well to work. Yes it is $5K US but still now market able. With a few price drops what does this open up to at least some handicap that are now in wheelchairs. "I will find a new sig someday."

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                                Paul Watson
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                                Michael A. Barnhart wrote: I do believe it is a godo example of how far technology has made it though. 10 to 15 miles on those little batteries is pretty impressive. And the contol system to keep you in balance must be done well to work. Indeed I am suitably impressed by the technology. But the hype of Ginger would have you believe that within two months of it's release life would be radically changed, city centers transformed and McDonalds burgers would taste good. It was a big let down in idea terms. Technology wise the challenges they set and solved will be very useful for a lot of other things (new wheelchair systems as you mentioned.)

                                Paul Watson
                                Bluegrass
                                Cape Town, South Africa

                                My photoSIG portfolio[^]

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                                  Michael A. Barnhart wrote: I do believe it is a godo example of how far technology has made it though. 10 to 15 miles on those little batteries is pretty impressive. And the contol system to keep you in balance must be done well to work. Indeed I am suitably impressed by the technology. But the hype of Ginger would have you believe that within two months of it's release life would be radically changed, city centers transformed and McDonalds burgers would taste good. It was a big let down in idea terms. Technology wise the challenges they set and solved will be very useful for a lot of other things (new wheelchair systems as you mentioned.)

                                  Paul Watson
                                  Bluegrass
                                  Cape Town, South Africa

                                  My photoSIG portfolio[^]

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                                  Michael A Barnhart
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                                  Paul Watson wrote: But the hype of Ginger would have you believe that within two months of it's release life would be radically changed, I guess I am glad I missed that part.:-D "I will find a new sig someday."

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