NNAOTD

[Jimmy Savile]

Double Decker Bus still doesn't fit under Bridge.[^]After a Bus from the same company tried to do exactly the same thing in September[^]to the exact same Bridge I can only guess that there is some debate in the Staff canteen on whether the Double Deckers will fit under the bridge. As I say in the comments it does fit under there now.

[Dan Neely]

Until you have enough crashes that your bridge gets it's own website[^], it doesn't count. It scores roughly one kill of a truck a month.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Mark_Wallace]

Maybe they thought it had grown, what with all the wet weather.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Corporal Agarn]

Need to quit hiring drivers who drive clown cars.

[Dr Walt Fair PE]

'The exact cause of it is being investigated and the appropriate action will be taken as a result.' 'In relation to the previous incident, the cause of that was determined to be human error and the appropriate action was taken as a result.'

Amazing conclusion. I would think that the exact cause was driving a too tall bus under s too short bridge.

CQ de W5ALT

Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

[Jimmy Savile]

‘The bus has come down Station Road and not realising he’s in a double decker has gone under the bridge and the roof has come off.' You would have thought he realised he was in one when he got in there.

[Lost User]

To be fair I've been six foot two and a bit for around 20 years now and I still crack the top of my head into things more than once. I hit the light shade in my father-in-law's living room every time I went in there until he redecorated.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. Shed Petition[^]