I am writing code

[Simon_Whale]

Gin calculator?

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

[Dalek Dave]

Not even the Milliard Gargantubrain could calculate Nagy's Gin Metrics.

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[Lost User]

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! It's great if you really try it, right? Let the money counters worry about time, money and money. :)

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[Chris Maunder]

Someone pass this man a beer. Quickly.

cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

[Super Lloyd]

Hopefully it will happen to me soon! Applying job like mad man! :)

My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

[Nagy Vilmos]

Funny you should say that...

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

[Mark_Wallace]

You'll have to use a sock puppet for any CODZ PLEEZ! requests, or you might damage your rep.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I cant?

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Nagy Vilmos]

Any CODZ PLZ from me will be honest under this ID. Unfortunatly the google-foo is strong in me and so I'm not likely [asking for it, or what?] to go to QA. When I do, I'm sure some helpful soul will point out how retarded I really am. Just because I'm re-writing the file rather than bothering to move the pointer to the EXACT bit and overwrite, which would be more efficient, doesn't make me a bad man. That drive needs the exercise. :laugh:

Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

[Jason Hooper]

Unit tests first :-D

Jason

[H Brydon]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Not even the Milliard Gargantubrain could calculate Nagy's Gin Metrics.

Well we can try can't we? I heard that is why the 64 bit int datatype was invented.

-- Harvey

[Nish Nishant]

Chris Maunder wrote:

Someone pass this man a beer. Quickly.

So the guy finally gets to write some code after years and you want to get him drunk? For all you know, he may have been a complete alcoholic for years and is now finally out from rehab. Trying to get him off the wagon again, huh? Well, not a bad idea! :-D

Regards, Nish

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[wizardzz]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

First time in years.

Your bosses finally starting to pay attention, eh?