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  • S Simon_Whale

    Gin calculator?

    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

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    Dalek Dave
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    Not even the Milliard Gargantubrain could calculate Nagy's Gin Metrics.

    --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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    • N Nagy Vilmos

      Seriously, I am coding today. Real code with a deliverable at the end. First time in years.

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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      Lost User
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      Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! It's great if you really try it, right? Let the money counters worry about time, money and money. :)

      Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Seriously, I am coding today. Real code with a deliverable at the end. First time in years.

        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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        Chris Maunder
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        Someone pass this man a beer. Quickly.

        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Seriously, I am coding today. Real code with a deliverable at the end. First time in years.

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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          Super Lloyd
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          Hopefully it will happen to me soon! Applying job like mad man! :)

          My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!

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          • C Chris Maunder

            Someone pass this man a beer. Quickly.

            cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Funny you should say that...

            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Seriously, I am coding today. Real code with a deliverable at the end. First time in years.

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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              Mark_Wallace
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              You'll have to use a sock puppet for any CODZ PLEEZ! requests, or you might damage your rep.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Not even the Milliard Gargantubrain could calculate Nagy's Gin Metrics.

                --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                I cant?

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  You'll have to use a sock puppet for any CODZ PLEEZ! requests, or you might damage your rep.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Any CODZ PLZ from me will be honest under this ID. Unfortunatly the google-foo is strong in me and so I'm not likely [asking for it, or what?] to go to QA. When I do, I'm sure some helpful soul will point out how retarded I really am. Just because I'm re-writing the file rather than bothering to move the pointer to the EXACT bit and overwrite, which would be more efficient, doesn't make me a bad man. That drive needs the exercise. :laugh:

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Seriously, I am coding today. Real code with a deliverable at the end. First time in years.

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                    Jason Hooper
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                    Unit tests first :-D

                    Jason

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Not even the Milliard Gargantubrain could calculate Nagy's Gin Metrics.

                      --------------------------------- I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^]

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                      H Brydon
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      Not even the Milliard Gargantubrain could calculate Nagy's Gin Metrics.

                      Well we can try can't we? I heard that is why the 64 bit int datatype was invented.

                      -- Harvey

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        Someone pass this man a beer. Quickly.

                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        Someone pass this man a beer. Quickly.

                        So the guy finally gets to write some code after years and you want to get him drunk? For all you know, he may have been a complete alcoholic for years and is now finally out from rehab. Trying to get him off the wagon again, huh? Well, not a bad idea! :-D

                        Regards, Nish


                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Seriously, I am coding today. Real code with a deliverable at the end. First time in years.

                          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                          wizardzz
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                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                          First time in years.

                          Your bosses finally starting to pay attention, eh?

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