On liberals and conservatives
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Subject: Policeman's dilemma?? Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? __________________________________________________________________ Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. _________________________________________________________ Conservative Answer: BANG! ____________________________________________________________ Texan's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed) Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" --- ed Regulation is the substitution of error for chance.
Ed K wrote: Liberal Answer: Ed K wrote: Conservative Answer: Ed K wrote: Texan's Answer: Expert shots answer: Shoot him in both legs, call the cops, call the ambulance Though the other answers were hilarious... go Tex-asssssss. :rolleyes:
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KaЯl wrote: I sometimes wonder if you have a M4 Sherman in a barn somewhere Nope. They get really lousy gas mileage, and fuel is expensive.:-D Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003Roger Wright wrote: They get really lousy gas mileage :cool:, the first steps to environmental concern?... Roger Wright wrote: and fuel is expensive ... et non, you haven't reached this phase of evolution yet ;P
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