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Why did the woman cross the road?

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    Sean Winstead
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    I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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      I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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      Brad Jennings
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      :laugh: Oh, that's terrible! Nothing like stirring a little controversy huh? Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

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        :laugh: Oh, that's terrible! Nothing like stirring a little controversy huh? Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

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        Steven Hicks n 1
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          I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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          Christian Graus
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          She was on her way to the bedroom. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
          C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
          It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

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            I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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            kjessee
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            How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you

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              She was on her way to the bedroom. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
              C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
              It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

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              Marc Clifton
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              She was returning from the liquor store with a six pack for her "significant other". Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
              Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
              Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka

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              • S Sean Winstead

                I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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                Michael Dunn
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                How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. --Mike-- I'm bored... Episode I bored. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                  How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. --Mike-- I'm bored... Episode I bored. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                  JoeSox
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                  :laugh:ROTFL!:laugh: Later, JoeSox www.joeswammi.com "I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Darth Vader

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                    How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. --Mike-- I'm bored... Episode I bored. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                    Jason Henderson
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                    Ba dum bum! I like it.

                    Jason Henderson
                    start page ; articles henderson is coming henderson is an opponent's worst nightmare * googlism *

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                    • S Sean Winstead

                      I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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                      l a u r e n
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                      i was running up the road to get ur paper dearest so i could give it to u with ur dinner i cooked uh huh *grins*


                      "even if my world is weird its my world"
                      biz stuff   about me

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                        i was running up the road to get ur paper dearest so i could give it to u with ur dinner i cooked uh huh *grins*


                        "even if my world is weird its my world"
                        biz stuff   about me

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                        Sean Winstead
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                        Still a cheeky one, eh luv? :) Sean Winstead

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                          How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. --Mike-- I'm bored... Episode I bored. 1ClickPicGrabber - Grab & organize pictures from your favorite web pages, with 1 click! My really out-of-date homepage Sonork-100.19012 Acid_Helm

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                          Nick Parker
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                          Michael Dunn wrote: None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch. :laugh: So so funny....


                          Nick Parker

                          You see the Standards change. - Fellow co-worker

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                          • S Sean Winstead

                            I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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                            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                            Meow!! Anna goes hunting for her favourite sword.... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                            "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                            - Marcia Graesch

                            Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                              I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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                              NormDroid
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                              That reminds me... Why do women get married in White, because it matches the kitchen appliances. Also... Why do women have small feet. Because they can get near to the kitchen sink. ;)

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                                Meow!! Anna goes hunting for her favourite sword.... Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
                                - Marcia Graesch

                                Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                Shouldn't you be hunting with the sword? :-D -- Eventhough the forrest is full of trees, there's still no tree between the trees.

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                                  Shouldn't you be hunting with the sword? :-D -- Eventhough the forrest is full of trees, there's still no tree between the trees.

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                                  Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                                  Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Shouldn't you be hunting with the sword? Nope...I use a polearm (7 foot long with a nasty spikey bit on the end) if I'm on a manhunt. My blades only come out when it's personal... ;P Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

                                  "Be yourself - not what others think you should be"
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                                  Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Add-In for Visual C++

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                                    I dunno. The real question is, what is she doing out of the kitchen? ----- :~ <putting on armor to deflect punches, kicks, and head butts from highly intelligent, charming, and beautiful-on-the-inside-and-let's-not-forget-the-outside ladies who visit this forum> Sean Winstead

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Because she just walked out on you :laugh: The tigress is here :-D

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                                      She was on her way to the bedroom. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
                                      C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
                                      It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003

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                                      Paul Watson
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                                      Christian Graus wrote: She was on her way to the bedroom After having come from the butchery with a steak, all ready for steak and BJ day. :rolleyes: Hey.. .this isn't the Soapbox... errr BJ stands for.. err.. well. err Boris Jeckle.. inventor of steak.. err, yeah.

                                      Paul Watson
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                                      Cape Town, South Africa

                                      lauren wrote: theyre making a movie about me "confessions of a dangerous bitch" (hey! she said it, not me)

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