Call for FAQ
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I'm confused.
(it's a bunch of CP in-joke slang)
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Was he spankin' the monkey or chokin' the chicken? :laugh: Seriously though, last year at the zoo, we ran into some guy pushing a mannequin around in a wheel chair, he said it was his 'partner' when I asked. I didn't even try to explain it to my nine year old.
That's easy ... wait until he's out of earshot: "he's crazy."
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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I went to the zoo last weekend with my younger sister and a friend. Some sunshine got to some of the animals and what we saw was elephanting on a grand scale. A zoo official came by and what we described was NSFW and not KSS. Officer Nielsen said "yeah I saw that last week."
-- Harvey
If you want Frequently Asked Questions that are Not Safe For Work and that you'd never ask your kid sister then just go over to the QA forum where the questions are frequent, most sensible replies would not be safe for work as most of those asking aren't either and my kid sister shurely couldn't answer any of them. You'll also find that most have previously been answered by 'officer' Nielsen on many of the previous occassions they've been asked. :)
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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That's easy ... wait until he's out of earshot: "he's crazy."
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
I think my son figured that out a bit later due to the uncontrolled laughter of me and the missus. At first I figured it was some kind of goofy school assignment, but the guy was as serious as a heart attack when he spoke, the mannequin had makeup and jewelery, etc. mighty creepy, as well as amusing.
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I went to the zoo last weekend with my younger sister and a friend. Some sunshine got to some of the animals and what we saw was elephanting on a grand scale. A zoo official came by and what we described was NSFW and not KSS. Officer Nielsen said "yeah I saw that last week."
-- Harvey
There's nothing "NSFW" or "KSS"about animals shagging.
Nihil obstat
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(it's a bunch of CP in-joke slang)
I know that. Knowing what the slang means, my interpretation is that somebody snuck into the animal cages and did naughty/illegal things with the animals at the zoo. That's too crazy to be believed, so I'm wondering if perhaps I'm interpreting it wrong (e.g., maybe the OP meant that the animals were let into cages with other animals). :confused:
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There's nothing "NSFW" or "KSS"about animals shagging.
Nihil obstat
Depends on the animals involved.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln
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I know that. Knowing what the slang means, my interpretation is that somebody snuck into the animal cages and did naughty/illegal things with the animals at the zoo. That's too crazy to be believed, so I'm wondering if perhaps I'm interpreting it wrong (e.g., maybe the OP meant that the animals were let into cages with other animals). :confused:
When a mummy Elephant and a Daddy Elephant love each other very much...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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When a mummy Elephant and a Daddy Elephant love each other very much...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
Wait, what about the part with mummy's sunshine?
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Wait, what about the part with mummy's sunshine?
No, no - the sun shines out of Daddies...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
