Religious toys
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Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003 -
Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003Christian Graus wrote: Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. :-D
A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch
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Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003Christian Graus wrote: Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. :laugh: Jon Sagara Hi! I'm Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart. -- Uncle Buck
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Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003Buddhism - When the toy is at peace, you win. Judaism - We are the chosen toys. Islam - Our toy is bigger. Scientology - When you've spent a certain amount of money on your toy (i.e., you've "educated" your toy), you win. Nordic Mythology - If your toy dies in battle, you win. :) -- Eventhough the forrest is full of trees, there's still no tree between the trees.
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Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003There are three religious truths: i. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. ii. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. iii. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003 -
There are three religious truths: i. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. ii. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. iii. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters Nobody wants to read a diary by someone who has not seen the shadow of Bubba on the prison shower wall in front of them!
Paul Watson, on BLOGS and privacy - 1/16/2003Roger Wright wrote: iii. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters :laugh: Jon Sagara Hi! I'm Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart. -- Uncle Buck
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Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003Christian Graus wrote: Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. :laugh: so typical. So, how do your kids play with their toys, Christian?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Christian Graus wrote: Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. :laugh: so typical. So, how do your kids play with their toys, Christian?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!
Paul Watson wrote: So, how do your kids play with their toys, Christian? Hannah breaks them and Calvin, breaks them, really. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003 -
Religious Toys Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Polytheism - There are many toy makers. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big trouble if we catch you selling yours. B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way ticket to Hell. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist. Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002
C# will attract all comers, where VB is for IT Journalists and managers - Michael P Butler 05-12-2002
It'd probably be fairly easy to make a bot that'd post random stupid VB questions, and nobody would probably ever notice - benjymous - 21-Jan-2003Christian Graus wrote: Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. :laugh: :laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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