Eye Licking

[Vark111]

Let's not get too tongue in cheek here.

[jeron1]

Hey, don't lash out at me.

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Both of you pupils need a time out.

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[AspDotNetDev]

But I love vitreous humour.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[jeron1]

Stye out of our business!

[Richard Deeming]

These puns are getting cornea by the minute.

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[jeron1]

But the topic lens itself to this.

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Oc-u-lus! (Ok, yo loss)

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[OriginalGriff]

By now, you must have known that t'interweb can provide all knowledge*: HowToLeaveThePlanet.com[^] * With the assistance of Douglas Adams, of course.

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[jeron1]

Iris you would stop!

[AspDotNetDev]

Of course; I didn't even bat an eyelash when eyeing the responses.

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[lewax00]

OriginalGriff wrote:

HowToLeaveThePlanet.com[^]

Thank you, that provides the solution to the problem I immediately had after reading that article[^].

[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Shirley you're joking? And don't call me Iris.

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[jeron1]

I didn't mean to step on your ptosis.

[Matthew Faithfull]

Maybe it will just replace the 'ear spooning' craze or maybe it won't. Either way the famous level of Japanese culture shock just got stronger. X|

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[SoMad]

Dude! How did you find this? Actually, I don't want to know. I read the article, but did not dare to open any of the links it included. :~ There is something about the terms Eye Licking and Eye-chlamydia that makes me X| Soren Madsen

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[Dirk Higbee]

They licked my my eyepatch when I went there.

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[Clifford Nelson]

Of course people rub thier eyes all the time with their (dirty) hands, which may be more dangerous since mouth is actually a pretty inhospitable place--it is the start of the digestive process (salivary glands begin the digestion of carbohydrates by secreting salivary amylase, which begins the breakdown of carbs and sugar). The skin of the hands is a lot more hospitable to bacteria and such, not to mention the chemicals that can get on the hands.

[SoMad]

I for one close my eyes when I rub them with my hands (fingers, actually), specifically to avoid touching the eyeballs. :-\ Soren Madsen

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

[Clifford Nelson]

Still not a good idea since can still get dirt and stuff that will fall into the eye, and also at the corner of your eye there is a lot more risk. Best to keep your hands away from your eyes. Do what I say, not what I do.