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  • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

    These puns are getting cornea by the minute.


    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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    jeron1
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    But the topic lens itself to this.

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      Stye out of our business!

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      Bassam Abdul Baki
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      Oc-u-lus! (Ok, yo loss)

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        If anime didn't convince you that our Japanese brethren are off then maybe this[^] will do the trick. How long before the first eye rape? NOTE: If any of you have devised a way to get off this planet please shoot me a PM. I'm ready to go elsewhere - it's just too weird here.

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        OriginalGriff
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        By now, you must have known that t'interweb can provide all knowledge*: HowToLeaveThePlanet.com[^] * With the assistance of Douglas Adams, of course.

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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          Oc-u-lus! (Ok, yo loss)

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          jeron1
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          Iris you would stop!

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            But the topic lens itself to this.

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Of course; I didn't even bat an eyelash when eyeing the responses.

            Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              By now, you must have known that t'interweb can provide all knowledge*: HowToLeaveThePlanet.com[^] * With the assistance of Douglas Adams, of course.

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              lewax00
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              HowToLeaveThePlanet.com[^]

              Thank you, that provides the solution to the problem I immediately had after reading that article[^].

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                Iris you would stop!

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Shirley you're joking? And don't call me Iris.

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                  Shirley you're joking? And don't call me Iris.

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                  jeron1
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                  I didn't mean to step on your ptosis.

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                    If anime didn't convince you that our Japanese brethren are off then maybe this[^] will do the trick. How long before the first eye rape? NOTE: If any of you have devised a way to get off this planet please shoot me a PM. I'm ready to go elsewhere - it's just too weird here.

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                    Matthew Faithfull
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                    Maybe it will just replace the 'ear spooning' craze or maybe it won't. Either way the famous level of Japanese culture shock just got stronger. X|

                    "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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                      If anime didn't convince you that our Japanese brethren are off then maybe this[^] will do the trick. How long before the first eye rape? NOTE: If any of you have devised a way to get off this planet please shoot me a PM. I'm ready to go elsewhere - it's just too weird here.

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                      SoMad
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                      Dude! How did you find this? Actually, I don't want to know. I read the article, but did not dare to open any of the links it included. :~ There is something about the terms Eye Licking and Eye-chlamydia that makes me X| Soren Madsen

                      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                        If anime didn't convince you that our Japanese brethren are off then maybe this[^] will do the trick. How long before the first eye rape? NOTE: If any of you have devised a way to get off this planet please shoot me a PM. I'm ready to go elsewhere - it's just too weird here.

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                        Dirk Higbee
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                        They licked my my eyepatch when I went there.

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                          If anime didn't convince you that our Japanese brethren are off then maybe this[^] will do the trick. How long before the first eye rape? NOTE: If any of you have devised a way to get off this planet please shoot me a PM. I'm ready to go elsewhere - it's just too weird here.

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                          Clifford Nelson
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                          Of course people rub thier eyes all the time with their (dirty) hands, which may be more dangerous since mouth is actually a pretty inhospitable place--it is the start of the digestive process (salivary glands begin the digestion of carbohydrates by secreting salivary amylase, which begins the breakdown of carbs and sugar). The skin of the hands is a lot more hospitable to bacteria and such, not to mention the chemicals that can get on the hands.

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                            Of course people rub thier eyes all the time with their (dirty) hands, which may be more dangerous since mouth is actually a pretty inhospitable place--it is the start of the digestive process (salivary glands begin the digestion of carbohydrates by secreting salivary amylase, which begins the breakdown of carbs and sugar). The skin of the hands is a lot more hospitable to bacteria and such, not to mention the chemicals that can get on the hands.

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                            SoMad
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                            I for one close my eyes when I rub them with my hands (fingers, actually), specifically to avoid touching the eyeballs. :-\ Soren Madsen

                            "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                              I for one close my eyes when I rub them with my hands (fingers, actually), specifically to avoid touching the eyeballs. :-\ Soren Madsen

                              "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                              Clifford Nelson
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                              Still not a good idea since can still get dirt and stuff that will fall into the eye, and also at the corner of your eye there is a lot more risk. Best to keep your hands away from your eyes. Do what I say, not what I do.

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