BJOTD (bit rough)
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My son was sent home from school for letting a girl in the class wank him off. I said "Son, that's three schools this year... do you maybe think that teaching isn't for you?" *** My girlfriend asked me why I start to sing when I feel the tip of my cock go inside her. "Because I feel like a pop-star!" "Which one?" she asked. "Justin Beaver"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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My son was sent home from school for letting a girl in the class wank him off. I said "Son, that's three schools this year... do you maybe think that teaching isn't for you?" *** My girlfriend asked me why I start to sing when I feel the tip of my cock go inside her. "Because I feel like a pop-star!" "Which one?" she asked. "Justin Beaver"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures