Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Code Project
  1. Home
  2. The Lounge
  3. AJOTD (Ant Joke Of The Day)

AJOTD (Ant Joke Of The Day)

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved The Lounge
tutorialquestion
6 Posts 4 Posters 0 Views 1 Watching
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • A Offline
    A Offline
    AlphaDeltaTheta
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in exam for 15 marks..) Student’s Answer: "Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.. Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.. Then admit wounded ant in ICU.. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.." Now say... what?

    J 1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • A AlphaDeltaTheta

      Q: How to Kill an Ant ? (Asked in exam for 15 marks..) Student’s Answer: "Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.. After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.. Push ant in to it.. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.. When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.. Then admit wounded ant in ICU.. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.." Now say... what?

      J Offline
      J Offline
      Jorgen Andersson
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process. Would you please kill this frog for me.

      Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

      A L 2 Replies Last reply
      0
      • J Jorgen Andersson

        Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process. Would you please kill this frog for me.

        Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

        A Offline
        A Offline
        AlphaDeltaTheta
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Sorry.. I don't have the guts to do that. That's why I didn't take biology in 12th and ... rest is history. Moral of the story: Do not mess with students... They can go to any extent for marks! Think the credibility of asking such a question for 15 marks... In reality, this is a kind of disgust and rant embedded in a joke.

        C 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • A AlphaDeltaTheta

          Sorry.. I don't have the guts to do that. That's why I didn't take biology in 12th and ... rest is history. Moral of the story: Do not mess with students... They can go to any extent for marks! Think the credibility of asking such a question for 15 marks... In reality, this is a kind of disgust and rant embedded in a joke.

          C Offline
          C Offline
          crazie coder
          wrote on last edited by
          #4

          Amitosh i agree with you...students specially engineer can do anything to get marks :)

          eNJOY c0ding....

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • J Jorgen Andersson

            Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process. Would you please kill this frog for me.

            Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

            L Offline
            L Offline
            Lost User
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            Jörgen Andersson wrote:

            Would you please kill this frog for me.

            Ants have no lungs, so after all this trouble he fails in killing the ant. They breathe trough their skeleton :)

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

            J 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • L Lost User

              Jörgen Andersson wrote:

              Would you please kill this frog for me.

              Ants have no lungs, so after all this trouble he fails in killing the ant. They breathe trough their skeleton :)

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

              J Offline
              J Offline
              Jorgen Andersson
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              Still not funny I'm afraid, and I think it was deadborn.

              Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              Reply
              • Reply as topic
              Log in to reply
              • Oldest to Newest
              • Newest to Oldest
              • Most Votes


              • Login

              • Don't have an account? Register

              • Login or register to search.
              • First post
                Last post
              0
              • Categories
              • Recent
              • Tags
              • Popular
              • World
              • Users
              • Groups