Some gifts are priceless
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Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left. The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left. The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
I think mocking representatives of state authority is morally reprehensible. You should be jailed and tortured with cattle prods. ^ I'm working on adjusting to life under our new NSA overlords. I hope that by the time our fascist regime decides to flex its new powers I'll have a long history of pro-government posting/tweet/bullsh|t/etc. on my resume.
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I think mocking representatives of state authority is morally reprehensible. You should be jailed and tortured with cattle prods. ^ I'm working on adjusting to life under our new NSA overlords. I hope that by the time our fascist regime decides to flex its new powers I'll have a long history of pro-government posting/tweet/bullsh|t/etc. on my resume.
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I think mocking representatives of state authority is morally reprehensible. You should be jailed and tortured with cattle prods. ^ I'm working on adjusting to life under our new NSA overlords. I hope that by the time our fascist regime decides to flex its new powers I'll have a long history of pro-government posting/tweet/bullsh|t/etc. on my resume.
Duly noted, please ignore the man in black around the corner. And please strike your statement regarding the use of the persuasion tool.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left. The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
Boom tish!
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Duly noted, please ignore the man in black around the corner. And please strike your statement regarding the use of the persuasion tool.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left. The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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I think mocking representatives of state authority is morally reprehensible. You should be jailed and tortured with cattle prods. ^ I'm working on adjusting to life under our new NSA overlords. I hope that by the time our fascist regime decides to flex its new powers I'll have a long history of pro-government posting/tweet/bullsh|t/etc. on my resume.
SUNSHINE AND ELEPHANT THE NSA.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Absolutely none taken. Wouldn't matter if any was intended anyway.. The original is hilarious. The setup of each of them has its merits. Thanks for the link! :thumbsup:
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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SUNSHINE AND ELEPHANT THE NSA.
I'd rather be phishing!
How sweet of you to offer to pay for them to go on safari holidays.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
