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    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life" her mother explained, keeping it simple. The child thought for a moment and said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

    Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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      Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life" her mother explained, keeping it simple. The child thought for a moment and said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

      Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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      Simon Lee Shugar
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      Upvote, made me :)

      Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer) www.simonshugar.co.uk "If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil

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        Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life" her mother explained, keeping it simple. The child thought for a moment and said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

        Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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        Mike Hankey
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        Jörgen Andersson wrote:

        "So why is the groom wearing black?"

        Because he knows his life is ending today.

        VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright

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          Jörgen Andersson wrote:

          "So why is the groom wearing black?"

          Because he knows his life is ending today.

          VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright

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          Joe Woodbury
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          Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

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            Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life" her mother explained, keeping it simple. The child thought for a moment and said "So why is the groom wearing black?"

            Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! Abraham Lincoln

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            Mark_Wallace
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            I thought it was because all kitchen appliances are white.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              I thought it was because all kitchen appliances are white.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Lee Humphries
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              I'm guessing your significant other doesn't read "the lounge" Maybe that explains these weddings where the bride isn't wearing white - you can get kitchen appliances in a variety of colours now... Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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                I'm guessing your significant other doesn't read "the lounge" Maybe that explains these weddings where the bride isn't wearing white - you can get kitchen appliances in a variety of colours now... Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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                Lee Humphries wrote:

                I'm guessing your significant other doesn't read "the lounge"

                Do I look suicidal?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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