Camping isnt Tenting
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
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God I feel old.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
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Then a dolphin chimed in "skreep wiichi chriiiti" Which, strangely, both Watson and Holmes understood. It meant "I didn't steal your tent" to all in tents and porpoises.
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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Then a dolphin chimed in "skreep wiichi chriiiti" Which, strangely, both Watson and Holmes understood. It meant "I didn't steal your tent" to all in tents and porpoises.
MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
Then there was a person (Maxxx) who posted ten different puns in a forum, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make the other members laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Then there was a person (Maxxx) who posted ten different puns in a forum, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make the other members laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, ActressSpeaking of old jokes...
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Speaking of old jokes...
I just hoped you were old enough to forget all the things ... :-O
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I just hoped you were old enough to forget all the things ... :-O
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Do not ask my name, however a bad joke....
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I just hoped you were old enough to forget all the things ... :-O
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The topic of "forgetting" reminds me of another old joke. Three old gentlemen are always doing their birthday lunch in a restaurant. And there is alwys the question where they should go. On 50th birthday: Let's go to Pete's because the waitress there is pretty. On 60th birthday: Let's go to Pete's because the their food is good. On 70th birthday: Let's go to Pete's because the restrooms are not far away from the tables. On 80th birthday: Let's go to Pete's because ... we haven't been there yet.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Then a dolphin chimed in "skreep wiichi chriiiti" Which, strangely, both Watson and Holmes understood. It meant "I didn't steal your tent" to all in tents and porpoises.
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