Steve Jobs, reincarnation and a quality, low mileage Tardis
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Jobs was a Buddhist, right? That being the case, I’m hoping for a little time warping reincarnation that sticks him back on the planet three or four decades ago. He can stay in stasis until this month just to keep him from bumping into himself and disrupting the time-space continuum, or whatever other evil fate such events inspire. By most accounts he was an absolute dictatorial SOB, and I probably wouldn’t last ten minutes in a room with him. I don’t care. I just want MS to give him Ballmer’s job. They need a second coming of someone, and Jobs has the best resume for that sort of thing. Besides, it’s the most reliable way I know of to drop Windows 8 into the bit bucket. I could even live with the iWindows branding if it would get MS back on track again.
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
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Jobs was a Buddhist, right? That being the case, I’m hoping for a little time warping reincarnation that sticks him back on the planet three or four decades ago. He can stay in stasis until this month just to keep him from bumping into himself and disrupting the time-space continuum, or whatever other evil fate such events inspire. By most accounts he was an absolute dictatorial SOB, and I probably wouldn’t last ten minutes in a room with him. I don’t care. I just want MS to give him Ballmer’s job. They need a second coming of someone, and Jobs has the best resume for that sort of thing. Besides, it’s the most reliable way I know of to drop Windows 8 into the bit bucket. I could even live with the iWindows branding if it would get MS back on track again.
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
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Second coming of Jobs:
- iPod
- iPhone
- Pixar
Three out of four ain't bad. :)
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
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Jobs was a Buddhist, right? That being the case, I’m hoping for a little time warping reincarnation that sticks him back on the planet three or four decades ago. He can stay in stasis until this month just to keep him from bumping into himself and disrupting the time-space continuum, or whatever other evil fate such events inspire. By most accounts he was an absolute dictatorial SOB, and I probably wouldn’t last ten minutes in a room with him. I don’t care. I just want MS to give him Ballmer’s job. They need a second coming of someone, and Jobs has the best resume for that sort of thing. Besides, it’s the most reliable way I know of to drop Windows 8 into the bit bucket. I could even live with the iWindows branding if it would get MS back on track again.
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
When nightmares come true... this is a ridiculous Imagination which simply would result in a second Apple company... :wtf: :~ what is worse than one Apple company? Correct: two of them... X| X| X|
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Jobs was a Buddhist, right? That being the case, I’m hoping for a little time warping reincarnation that sticks him back on the planet three or four decades ago. He can stay in stasis until this month just to keep him from bumping into himself and disrupting the time-space continuum, or whatever other evil fate such events inspire. By most accounts he was an absolute dictatorial SOB, and I probably wouldn’t last ten minutes in a room with him. I don’t care. I just want MS to give him Ballmer’s job. They need a second coming of someone, and Jobs has the best resume for that sort of thing. Besides, it’s the most reliable way I know of to drop Windows 8 into the bit bucket. I could even live with the iWindows branding if it would get MS back on track again.
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
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When nightmares come true... this is a ridiculous Imagination which simply would result in a second Apple company... :wtf: :~ what is worse than one Apple company? Correct: two of them... X| X| X|
Clodetta del Mar wrote:
what is worse than one Apple company?
I KNOW! I KNOW! ME! ME! ME! Finding half a ... Windows operating system in IOS7.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!