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    Megan Forbes
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    brain - please give it back! I've had a real idiot run over the last 24 hours. First. Yesterday, after completing a nice complicated stored procedure in Query Analyser, I wanted to save it before copying it into a new sp. But instead of saving my code, I must have clicked in the resultset area, and saved that instead! :(( Second. After redoing the whooooooole sp (and saving it correctly this time) I set about implementing this upgrade in our statement asp page. Very nice, very happy, bla bla bla. Unfortunately noone bothered to tell me that while I was on leave all the links changed from said page, to said page with 'Print' appended to the end of the file name. Great - more time wasted. Luckily, not too much trouble to fix. :| Third. 1pm finally arrived. Time to go to the gym and run out all my frustrations. After changing I noticed I hadn't packed my sweat towel - no problem Meg thinks, I'm tough, I can run without wiping sweat away. Imagine my despair when I got back to the change room only to find I had also forgotten to pack my shower towel and had only my sweaty shirt to dry myself off on! :eek: On the up side, they say these things happen in 3's. Hopefully that's my lot for the next 6 months or so :~

    A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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      brain - please give it back! I've had a real idiot run over the last 24 hours. First. Yesterday, after completing a nice complicated stored procedure in Query Analyser, I wanted to save it before copying it into a new sp. But instead of saving my code, I must have clicked in the resultset area, and saved that instead! :(( Second. After redoing the whooooooole sp (and saving it correctly this time) I set about implementing this upgrade in our statement asp page. Very nice, very happy, bla bla bla. Unfortunately noone bothered to tell me that while I was on leave all the links changed from said page, to said page with 'Print' appended to the end of the file name. Great - more time wasted. Luckily, not too much trouble to fix. :| Third. 1pm finally arrived. Time to go to the gym and run out all my frustrations. After changing I noticed I hadn't packed my sweat towel - no problem Meg thinks, I'm tough, I can run without wiping sweat away. Imagine my despair when I got back to the change room only to find I had also forgotten to pack my shower towel and had only my sweaty shirt to dry myself off on! :eek: On the up side, they say these things happen in 3's. Hopefully that's my lot for the next 6 months or so :~

      A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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      Rohit Sinha
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      Megan Forbes wrote: please give it back Sorry, I won't. :suss: I am enjoying it too much right now. Can't give it up. All those stares of "Look at Rohit, how did he suddenly learn to figure all that out? How did he suddenly become so bright?" are too much to give up. Here, you can have mine though for the time being. A poor replacement, but still better than nothing. I promise to return it soon though. :rose:
      Regards,

      Rohit Sinha

      Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
      - Abraham Lincoln

      The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
      - Anonymous

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        Megan Forbes wrote: please give it back Sorry, I won't. :suss: I am enjoying it too much right now. Can't give it up. All those stares of "Look at Rohit, how did he suddenly learn to figure all that out? How did he suddenly become so bright?" are too much to give up. Here, you can have mine though for the time being. A poor replacement, but still better than nothing. I promise to return it soon though. :rose:
        Regards,

        Rohit Sinha

        Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
        - Abraham Lincoln

        The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
        - Anonymous

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        Megan Forbes
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        Rohit Sinha wrote: How did he suddenly become so bright?" are too much to give up. The mockery! :(( Rohit Sinha wrote: Here, you can have mine though for the time being Thanks :)

        Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking - Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts

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          Megan Forbes wrote: please give it back Sorry, I won't. :suss: I am enjoying it too much right now. Can't give it up. All those stares of "Look at Rohit, how did he suddenly learn to figure all that out? How did he suddenly become so bright?" are too much to give up. Here, you can have mine though for the time being. A poor replacement, but still better than nothing. I promise to return it soon though. :rose:
          Regards,

          Rohit Sinha

          Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
          - Abraham Lincoln

          The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
          - Anonymous

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          Rohit Sinha wrote: Here, you can have mine though for the time being Like the salesman says, "Never been used". ;P Chris Meech sorry Rohit, couldn't resist. no offense. "what makes CP different is the people and sense of community, things people will only discover if they join up and join in." Christian Graus Nov 14, 2002. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Those leaks are driving me crazy! How does one finds a memory leak in a garbage collected environment ??! Daniel Turini Nov. 2, 2002.

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            Rohit Sinha wrote: Here, you can have mine though for the time being Like the salesman says, "Never been used". ;P Chris Meech sorry Rohit, couldn't resist. no offense. "what makes CP different is the people and sense of community, things people will only discover if they join up and join in." Christian Graus Nov 14, 2002. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Those leaks are driving me crazy! How does one finds a memory leak in a garbage collected environment ??! Daniel Turini Nov. 2, 2002.

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            Chris Meech wrote: Like the salesman says, "Never been used". :-D Pleased I'm not alone! :rolleyes:

            Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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              Rohit Sinha wrote: Here, you can have mine though for the time being Like the salesman says, "Never been used". ;P Chris Meech sorry Rohit, couldn't resist. no offense. "what makes CP different is the people and sense of community, things people will only discover if they join up and join in." Christian Graus Nov 14, 2002. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Those leaks are driving me crazy! How does one finds a memory leak in a garbage collected environment ??! Daniel Turini Nov. 2, 2002.

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              Rohit Sinha
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              Chris Meech wrote: Like the salesman says, "Never been used". Heh heh heh, LOL! How true. Yeah, never been used. Not once. I swear! Never even opened the packaging, see. Chris Meech wrote: sorry Rohit, couldn't resist. no offense. Not at all! Thanks for the good laugh. :)
              Regards,

              Rohit Sinha

              Character is like a tree, and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
              - Abraham Lincoln

              The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
              - Anonymous

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                brain - please give it back! I've had a real idiot run over the last 24 hours. First. Yesterday, after completing a nice complicated stored procedure in Query Analyser, I wanted to save it before copying it into a new sp. But instead of saving my code, I must have clicked in the resultset area, and saved that instead! :(( Second. After redoing the whooooooole sp (and saving it correctly this time) I set about implementing this upgrade in our statement asp page. Very nice, very happy, bla bla bla. Unfortunately noone bothered to tell me that while I was on leave all the links changed from said page, to said page with 'Print' appended to the end of the file name. Great - more time wasted. Luckily, not too much trouble to fix. :| Third. 1pm finally arrived. Time to go to the gym and run out all my frustrations. After changing I noticed I hadn't packed my sweat towel - no problem Meg thinks, I'm tough, I can run without wiping sweat away. Imagine my despair when I got back to the change room only to find I had also forgotten to pack my shower towel and had only my sweaty shirt to dry myself off on! :eek: On the up side, they say these things happen in 3's. Hopefully that's my lot for the next 6 months or so :~

                A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                Megan Forbes wrote: brain--please give it back has Hannibal become a member? mmm... fava beans. -c

                Get there first with something patented, proprietary, and broken, then send lawyers after anyone who points out problems. --- Peter Gutmann

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                  brain - please give it back! I've had a real idiot run over the last 24 hours. First. Yesterday, after completing a nice complicated stored procedure in Query Analyser, I wanted to save it before copying it into a new sp. But instead of saving my code, I must have clicked in the resultset area, and saved that instead! :(( Second. After redoing the whooooooole sp (and saving it correctly this time) I set about implementing this upgrade in our statement asp page. Very nice, very happy, bla bla bla. Unfortunately noone bothered to tell me that while I was on leave all the links changed from said page, to said page with 'Print' appended to the end of the file name. Great - more time wasted. Luckily, not too much trouble to fix. :| Third. 1pm finally arrived. Time to go to the gym and run out all my frustrations. After changing I noticed I hadn't packed my sweat towel - no problem Meg thinks, I'm tough, I can run without wiping sweat away. Imagine my despair when I got back to the change room only to find I had also forgotten to pack my shower towel and had only my sweaty shirt to dry myself off on! :eek: On the up side, they say these things happen in 3's. Hopefully that's my lot for the next 6 months or so :~

                  A pack of geeks, pale and skinny, feeling a bit pumped and macho after a morning of strenuous mouse clicking and dragging, arriving en masse at the gym. They carefully reset the machines to the lowest settings, offer to spot for each other on the 5 lb dumbells, and rediscover the art of macrame while attempting to jump rope. -Roger Wright on my colleagues and I going to gym each day at lunch

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                  I was talking to a co-workers wife who just gave birth and she has a name for this condition: Porridge Brain. :-D

                  Paul Watson
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                  Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    I was talking to a co-workers wife who just gave birth and she has a name for this condition: Porridge Brain. :-D

                    Paul Watson
                    Bluegrass
                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

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                    Paul Watson wrote: Porridge Brain. :cool: - What a brilliant description for my condition :-O Paul Watson wrote: wife who just gave birth and she has a name for this condition: Porridge Brain. Is this what she calls the condition we are in during conception of our children? I seem to be getting more phobic of giving birth by the day!

                    Throw in a bit of S&M or eye-ball sucking**-Paul Watson on the merits of swearing, sex and obscenities in CP posts** ...they assumed that reasonably intelligent adults would know enough to leave the building if it was burning. Those who did not were, presumably, expendable, and there was less paperwork involved than trying to fire them**-Roger Wright on fire drills at work**

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