She is sooo hot...

Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: I wouldn't have thought to end the sentence with tennis . What about a wet t-shirt contest? *paul enteres Typical Male Mode v69* How about Catherine Zeta Jones playing tennis in a wet-t-shirt. Better? :rolleyes: */paul enteres Typical Male Mode v69* Actually, I have this thing: Some women look good naked and some look better clothed. I reckon CZT looks better clothed. Naked is not always best, can loose some of the allure and mystery that draws you to her in the first place.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

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KaRl

That's just I don't find tennis a very sexy sport, tenniswomen look more and more as a mix of Terminator and Hulk. Paul Watson wrote: Naked is not always best, can loose some of the allure and mystery that draws you to her in the first place. IMO, Naked is far from being the best. You're right, mystery and imagination are the spices which enhance the taste of the sauce (I dunno why, I'm sure what I wrote can be misundertood :rolleyes: )

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KaRl

Michael Martin wrote: You know in the background 7 dicks up her arse and all that Do you want a copy of the tape? :-D;)

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Paul Riley

Paul Watson wrote: Some women look good naked and some look better clothed Absolutely... and at least 95% of them fall into the latter category. Looking on the bright side though, the figure is probably higher for men :laugh:. Paul And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath, one day closer to death - Pink Floyd, Time

Paul Watson

Paul Riley wrote: and at least 95% of them fall into the latter category. Looking on the bright side though, the figure is probably higher for men LOL, ok funny but not quite what I meant. What I meant was that you can get two, clothed, gorgeous women. One takes her clothes off and looks even better. The other, also gorgeous remember, takes her clothes off and suddenly she just does not have the same gorgeousness to her. And then there are girls who have fantastic bodies, but that is it. That just spoils it for me, I can't not include the face.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

Paul Watson

KaЯl wrote: That's just I don't find tennis a very sexy sport, tenniswomen look more and more as a mix of Terminator and Hulk The sport is sexy but the players mainly are not. Case in point: Serene and Venus Williamns. Someone hit them with the Manly Stick for sure. KaЯl wrote: You're right, mystery and imagination are the spices which enhance the taste of the sauce (I dunno why, I'm sure what I wrote can be misundertood ) Mmmmmnnn sssaaauuuucceee.... *homer drool* Yes, indeed, taken completely wrong already. :rolleyes:

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

SimonS

tut, tut, tut. Paul, I'm disappointed. Paul Watson wrote: Not only can she not play tennis Let's not forget that she beat *our* Amanda Coetzer 2/3 on home turf a while back. Still kicking myself for not taking the digi to that match. :-O Paul Watson wrote: she is only pretty, not beautiful, not stunning, not ravaging :confused: Well out of ten, I'd give her one. Cheers, Simon "The day I swan around in expensive suits is the day I hope someone puts a bullet in my head.", Chris Carter. animation mechanics in SVG

Paul Riley

Paul Watson wrote: LOL, ok funny but not quite what I meant. Actually, I think it's exactly what you meant. :-D My point is that if you get 20 clothed gorgeous women and they all disrobe, one is going to look even better and the other 19 are likely to not have the same appeal. My other point was that if you get 100 clothed men that women find gorgeous and they all disrobe, it's still only going to be one that looks better in the eyes of the viewing women. :) That's largely the reason why there's more "nudey" mags for men than there are for women. Nearly all men look better clothed. Paul Watson wrote: And then there are girls who have fantastic bodies, but that is it. That just spoils it for me, I can't not include the face. Couldn't agree more. :) Paul And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath, one day closer to death - Pink Floyd, Time

Paul Watson

SimonS wrote: Let's not forget that she beat *our* Amanda Coetzer 2/3 on home turf a while back. Anna Hornikova still does not have much talent when compared to the amount of fame she gets. She is only known so well because of her short skirts and body. Obviously Anna could thump me or you in tennis anyday, but she is not in the top ten or even top 40 (she is currently 50th, waaaayyy down), yet every mention of womens tennis has her named plastered over it. Others deserve it, not her. And Amanda had a bad day that day, Coetzer has way more talent than that :) Wayne Ferrrieieieirireireirieierierie-I-can't-take-pressure is just another story! :mad: SimonS wrote: Well out of ten, I'd give her one. LOL ouch, she ain't THAT bad.

Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South Africa

Roger Wright wrote: Using a feather is kinky; using the whole chicken is perverted!

SimonS

SimonS wrote: Well out of ten, I'd give her one. Err, I think my point was missed. I could have just said: Well out of ten, I'd give her one. , but was trying to be polite. :~ Paul Watson wrote: And Amanda had a bad day that day Well, she must have had 2 bad days, 'cause she got wipped twice. Cheers, Simon "The day I swan around in expensive suits is the day I hope someone puts a bullet in my head.", Chris Carter. animation mechanics in SVG

KaRl

Paul Watson wrote: Someone hit them with the Manly Stick for sure What a nice euphemism for a pusher full of testosterone ! Paul Watson wrote: Yes, indeed, taken completely wrong already If only you could understand the french language! :laugh:

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Anonymous

Boris Yelsin with a wig :)

David Wulff

Thanks. :laugh: (You've made the PG13 cycle - everywhere but the SoapBox and John Simmons' profile board.)

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David Wulff

Michael Martin wrote: Originally a Canadian. Uck, i feel so dirty. :rolleyes:

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Brad Jennings

Rickard Andersson wrote: At least one who didn't complain me about my "Swede" misstake... Such a trivial mistake compared to the real point of your post: the foxtacularness of Anna Kournikova. Rickard Andersson wrote: Damnit! Chris, we'll need a :drool: smiley! I second that! Brad Jennings "if the golden arches shut shop, where else are the VB people going to get work." - Colin Davies

brianwelsch

David Wulff wrote: You've made the PG13 cycle :-D BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White