A Wife's Wishes
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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: - I want my husband to have eyes only for me. - I want to be the only one in his life. - I want him to sleep always by my side. - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes. The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.!!!...
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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: - I want my husband to have eyes only for me. - I want to be the only one in his life. - I want him to sleep always by my side. - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes. The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.!!!...
Nice one :) but what happens when she (as a SmartPhone) becomes out of date? I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along his way the next holidays... relationships with SmartPhones are usually not lasting very long.
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Nice one :) but what happens when she (as a SmartPhone) becomes out of date? I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along his way the next holidays... relationships with SmartPhones are usually not lasting very long.
sevenacids wrote:
I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along
Doesn't only apply to smartphones. :~
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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: - I want my husband to have eyes only for me. - I want to be the only one in his life. - I want him to sleep always by my side. - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes. The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.!!!...
The genie traditionally grants only three wishes. Typical woman; puts in a fourth. :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: - I want my husband to have eyes only for me. - I want to be the only one in his life. - I want him to sleep always by my side. - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes. The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.!!!...
Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common: 1. Men scout for the latest models when deciding to have one. 2. Men get bored soon with theirs and wish they'd waited a little longer to get a better one. 3. No matter how longer you wait, you always find better models coming up. 4. You know they're a necessary evil because you can't live without one. 5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
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Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common: 1. Men scout for the latest models when deciding to have one. 2. Men get bored soon with theirs and wish they'd waited a little longer to get a better one. 3. No matter how longer you wait, you always find better models coming up. 4. You know they're a necessary evil because you can't live without one. 5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
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Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common: 1. Men scout for the latest models when deciding to have one. 2. Men get bored soon with theirs and wish they'd waited a little longer to get a better one. 3. No matter how longer you wait, you always find better models coming up. 4. You know they're a necessary evil because you can't live without one. 5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
Shameel wrote:
Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common:
Had a nice long list to top yours off.... Then I realized this is the Loung :doh:
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
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Shameel wrote:
Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common:
Had a nice long list to top yours off.... Then I realized this is the Loung :doh:
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.