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  • H HobbyProggy

    Probably you might try the wakup drink? -Gin,Vodka,Jägermeister -8 Cups Espresso, 2 normal coffe, 0,2l Coca Cola -ice tea, 0,2l energy -2 Piece of cigarettes, 4 coffeine pills and a raw egg Option 1. -> You might go to Hospital Option 2. -> You are awake and can't sleep the next 3 days :)

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    HobbyProggy wrote:

    Option 2. -> You are awake and can't sleep the next 3 days

    FTFY

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    • B BillWoodruff

      1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

      Does anyone have a pair of glasses with eyes printed on them?

      No, but I have duct-tape.

      “But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked. “Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.” “How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice. “You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll

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      Sweet. Unfortunately, I don;t have duct-tape, but there is a stapler...

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        The boy decided to cry at 01:30 this morning, and not stop for about an hour and a half, I couldn't get back to sleep after that. So now its just gone 08:00 I'm at work and have a pile of 'urgent' things to be done, and I can barely focus on the screen in front of me. Does anyone have a pair of glasses with eyes printed on them? :zzz:

        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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        My 10 year month old has chicken pox so didn't sleep for three nights. This morning he woke at 4:40 because he was hungry while my 4 year old decided to sleep in our bed, kicking me while he's asleep (and I'm obviously not ... anymore) Trust me, it'll only become worse :-D

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        V is absolutely right

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        • H HobbyProggy

          Probably you might try the wakup drink? -Gin,Vodka,Jägermeister -8 Cups Espresso, 2 normal coffe, 0,2l Coca Cola -ice tea, 0,2l energy -2 Piece of cigarettes, 4 coffeine pills and a raw egg Option 1. -> You might go to Hospital Option 2. -> You are awake and can't sleep the next 3 days :)

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          You're close friends with Nagy. I can tell. :)

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          V is absolutely right

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            My 10 year month old has chicken pox so didn't sleep for three nights. This morning he woke at 4:40 because he was hungry while my 4 year old decided to sleep in our bed, kicking me while he's asleep (and I'm obviously not ... anymore) Trust me, it'll only become worse :-D

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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            V is absolutely right

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            Ohh thanks for that happy note! Generally he's a pretty good boy, it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch. But I'm one of these people that when I wake up, that's it, I'm awake - there is no chance of going back to sleep. I might as well have just come into the office and started at 03:00, rather than staring at the back of my eyelids waiting for the alarm to go off. :zzz:

            "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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              Ohh thanks for that happy note! Generally he's a pretty good boy, it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch. But I'm one of these people that when I wake up, that's it, I'm awake - there is no chance of going back to sleep. I might as well have just come into the office and started at 03:00, rather than staring at the back of my eyelids waiting for the alarm to go off. :zzz:

              "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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              1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

              Ohh thanks for that happy note!

              You're most welcome :)

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              V is absolutely right

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                My 10 year month old has chicken pox so didn't sleep for three nights. This morning he woke at 4:40 because he was hungry while my 4 year old decided to sleep in our bed, kicking me while he's asleep (and I'm obviously not ... anymore) Trust me, it'll only become worse :-D

                V.
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                V is absolutely right

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                The first sixteen years are the worst! :laugh:

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                  The first sixteen years are the worst! :laugh:

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                  You wait until they're 16 before you kick them out of the house??? ;)

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                    Ohh thanks for that happy note! Generally he's a pretty good boy, it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch. But I'm one of these people that when I wake up, that's it, I'm awake - there is no chance of going back to sleep. I might as well have just come into the office and started at 03:00, rather than staring at the back of my eyelids waiting for the alarm to go off. :zzz:

                    "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                    1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                    it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch.

                    :-O I could say something about that but I would be shot down for being sexist! :-D So I will just give you my sympathy ... :rose:

                    "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                    • J Johnny J

                      You wait until they're 16 before you kick them out of the house??? ;)

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                      Yeah - if you try it before then Social Services get involved... :sigh:

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      • V V 0

                        You're close friends with Nagy. I can tell. :)

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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        V is absolutely right

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                        How could you say such a thing? I don't smoke.

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                        • H HobbyProggy

                          Probably you might try the wakup drink? -Gin,Vodka,Jägermeister -8 Cups Espresso, 2 normal coffe, 0,2l Coca Cola -ice tea, 0,2l energy -2 Piece of cigarettes, 4 coffeine pills and a raw egg Option 1. -> You might go to Hospital Option 2. -> You are awake and can't sleep the next 3 days :)

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                          HobbyProggy wrote:

                          -Gin,Vodka,Jägermeister

                          Here's to alcohol, breakfast of champions!

                          speramus in juniperus

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                          • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

                            The boy decided to cry at 01:30 this morning, and not stop for about an hour and a half, I couldn't get back to sleep after that. So now its just gone 08:00 I'm at work and have a pile of 'urgent' things to be done, and I can barely focus on the screen in front of me. Does anyone have a pair of glasses with eyes printed on them? :zzz:

                            "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                            Good ol' Calvin and Hobbes: http://www.oocities.org/xwonka/eye.gif[^]

                            I love go-o-o-o-ld!

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                            • D DeathByChocolate

                              1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                              it's only when he's ill that he turns into a grouch.

                              :-O I could say something about that but I would be shot down for being sexist! :-D So I will just give you my sympathy ... :rose:

                              "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                              Thanks for the sympathy. But you may be right, I am a grouch today!! :)

                              "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                                Thanks for the sympathy. But you may be right, I am a grouch today!! :)

                                "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                                1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                                I am a grouch today!!

                                So am I, and I can't even blame being woken up by a small child in the early hours ... :rolleyes:

                                "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                  The boy decided to cry at 01:30 this morning, and not stop for about an hour and a half, I couldn't get back to sleep after that. So now its just gone 08:00 I'm at work and have a pile of 'urgent' things to be done, and I can barely focus on the screen in front of me. Does anyone have a pair of glasses with eyes printed on them? :zzz:

                                  "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                                  Dinesh V Kumar
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                                  I am facing a similar problem... only that office has sponsered lunch here and we have had it full...now feelin damn sleepy and i am expected to complete my work EOD... :zzz:

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                                  • D Dinesh V Kumar

                                    I am facing a similar problem... only that office has sponsered lunch here and we have had it full...now feelin damn sleepy and i am expected to complete my work EOD... :zzz:

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                                    Ha! They do that sort of thing here as well!! Nothing gets done!

                                    "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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