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Hey Ravi, let's change the level a bit.

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    A drunk Aussie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie. "You have three wishes, choose them wisely" says the Genie. The Aussie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer and says "I want a beer that will never run out". A bottle appears in front of him. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Aussie being very content starts walking away. "Where are you going" asks the Genie "You still have two wishes left!" "Well" replies the Aussie "Give me TWO more of these!"

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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      A drunk Aussie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie. "You have three wishes, choose them wisely" says the Genie. The Aussie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer and says "I want a beer that will never run out". A bottle appears in front of him. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Aussie being very content starts walking away. "Where are you going" asks the Genie "You still have two wishes left!" "Well" replies the Aussie "Give me TWO more of these!"

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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      :-D +5 /ravi

      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        A drunk Aussie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie. "You have three wishes, choose them wisely" says the Genie. The Aussie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer and says "I want a beer that will never run out". A bottle appears in front of him. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Aussie being very content starts walking away. "Where are you going" asks the Genie "You still have two wishes left!" "Well" replies the Aussie "Give me TWO more of these!"

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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        Maarten Kools
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        Now the tricky part is figuring out in what direction the level just changed...

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          Now the tricky part is figuring out in what direction the level just changed...

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          Jorgen Andersson
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          Well spotted. :)

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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            A drunk Aussie was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie. "You have three wishes, choose them wisely" says the Genie. The Aussie, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer and says "I want a beer that will never run out". A bottle appears in front of him. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The Aussie being very content starts walking away. "Where are you going" asks the Genie "You still have two wishes left!" "Well" replies the Aussie "Give me TWO more of these!"

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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            Jörgen Andersson wrote:

            drunk Aussie

            well, the joke just lost all credibility right there ...

            MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              Jörgen Andersson wrote:

              drunk Aussie

              well, the joke just lost all credibility right there ...

              MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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              Ok, I'll exchange every occurrence of Aussie with MM.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                Ok, I'll exchange every occurrence of Aussie with MM.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]

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                707 (that's aussie for LOL, obviously) You could just as easily substitute many of the regulars in the Lounge - drunkards all methinks!

                MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  707 (that's aussie for LOL, obviously) You could just as easily substitute many of the regulars in the Lounge - drunkards all methinks!

                  MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                  Hey - I resemble that remark!

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                    Hey - I resemble that remark!

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                    I wouldn't even think of including you canadians in the mix ;)

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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