Piers Morgan. What's up with you Yankees?
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke. We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours. Hands over ears, la la la la la :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke. We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours. Hands over ears, la la la la la :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Not only that but I am starting a rumour have heard that he also organised the Brink's-MAT robbery, and was very rude to Queen Oprah!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke. We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours. Hands over ears, la la la la la :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
I bet he's laughing all the way to the bank.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello[^]
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Not only that but I am starting a rumour have heard that he also organised the Brink's-MAT robbery, and was very rude to Queen Oprah!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
And he called North Korea's leader a piggy-wiggy and that he'd like to tickle a wild tiger's tummy. Perhaps the Daily Mirror will have him back as their defence correspondent.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke. We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours. Hands over ears, la la la la la :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
I would sponsor any program involving Peas Moron. With the one caveat that it must be filmed inside the crater of an active volcano. During an earthquake. In the middle of a hurricane. With lightning.
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Not only that but I am starting a rumour have heard that he also organised the Brink's-MAT robbery, and was very rude to Queen Oprah!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke. We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours. Hands over ears, la la la la la :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Dearest Auntie[^] tells me about this awful bloke. We thought we did a good thing kicking the turd out of the UK and letting you Yankees have him, but now his show is being cancelled and that can only mean one thing, you might be sending him back. Please don't do that. I have evidence that he's a Taliban freedom fighter, that he called Obama a very rude name, that he sent toxic substances through the post and he carries a centre-fold of Ted Kaczynski in his wallet. Surely that's enough to send him to Russia or incarcerate him for 150 years. Don't return him, he's yours. Hands over ears, la la la la la :)
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
Maybe you can make him a judge on Britain's Got Talent or some other waste of bandwidth program. :-D
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