Untrue things people say
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells.
Stop it! In the afternoon I want to solder a landing gear for the model Huey and I want to concentrate on the work without constantly thinking about frying my hand. :)
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells.
Stop it! In the afternoon I want to solder a landing gear for the model Huey and I want to concentrate on the work without constantly thinking about frying my hand. :)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.You could wear big, thick oven gloves?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You could wear big, thick oven gloves?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Great idea. That will also help me to be more precise :)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
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OriginalGriff wrote:
"Apple are a technology based company"
Yeah that's patently untrue, it should be "Apple is a technology based company". ;P
Good grief? Is they? :laugh:
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
"Windows 8 is wonderful!"
Maybe as a whole it is not, but the "dism /online /cleanup-image /RestoreHealth" command that was added in Windows 8 is wonderful. Cause it fixes the component store so that "sfc /scannow" will repair all corrupted system files.
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've would've said that I had heard that childbirth was pretty painful. I think that would've made the point, especially since the conversation was between two women.
I dunno - I don't remember it hurting at all. Mind you I was very young at the time, and my mother may have had a different opinion (particularly since I was a 13 pounder - 5.9kg - apparently! :omg: )
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've would've said that I had heard that childbirth was pretty painful. I think that would've made the point, especially since the conversation was between two women.
dandy72 wrote:
I've would've said that I had heard that childbirth was pretty painful.
That reminds me of a joke trying to determine which pain is worse childbirth or being kicked in the testicles. The conclusion is that being kicked is worse because no man ever says in a year or two that they would like to go through it again.
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
So why do we say things that are patently untrue?
Figure of speech. It's their opinion. It really doesn't matter. Regardless of who's "right," it won't change anything. Arguing just for the sake of it is pointless.
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron?
Because getting into an argument with a moron is pointless. Are you sure the other woman wasn't being sarcastic? What annoys me are the seemingly automatic greetings (challenge/response) people use like ('How are you?' || 'What's going on?' || 'What are you doing/'). Worse, are the automatic responses to the common challenges, often with another challenge thrown in to be nice...'Fine, How are you?' (an honest answer to this challenge is mostly considered rude and in bad taste, so please just stick to the script!) && ('Nothing, What are you doing?' || 'Just working') (as if you had to ask!). One other one I hate is when someone says, 'I hate to bother you'... :laugh:
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
I think we say it to somehow make the person feel better but it doesn't work!
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
OriginalGriff wrote:
And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron?
So presumably that's another shop that you're not allowed in, then? :rolleyes:
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Just been to the shops, and the cashier caught her hand and got a paper cut. "Ow!" she goes. "Paper cut!" The woman behind me chimes in with "Nothing worse than a paper cut!" Pardon? There are loads of things worse: Being poked in the eye with a sharp stick - never tried it, but that's gotta be pretty bad. Picking up a soldering iron by the wrong end. That's worse, trust me. And it smells. Catching your gentleman's vegetables on the crossbar of a pushbike. That's much worse! So why do we say things that are patently untrue? "VB is a good programming language for the real world" "Windows 8 is wonderful!" "Apple are a technology based company" And worse, why do we accept them without calling other people an elephanting moron? Guesses, anyone?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
It's called an "expression", in this case "nothing worse" is an expression of sympathy. Her meaning was clear.
