Italian Honeymoon

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Italian Honeymoon After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?" Luigi said, "Everything was a perfect except for da train a ride down." What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a "forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket. The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, "no eat in dese'a car. Musta use a dining car." So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open a bottle of vino! Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and say, "No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car, so we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, "No smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car." We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a through car corridor shouting at top of his voice, "NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIA! NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA!" Next'a time, Imadriva down. Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

Maximilien

Steven J. Ackerman wrote: Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?" :laugh::laugh::laugh: Just sets the tone of the joke! Brilliant! Max.

Roger Allen

I just read this to everyone in the office and got seriously slated by them. Don't do this to me again! ;P Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 WHats brown and sticky? A stick or some smelly stuff!

brianwelsch

:laugh: thanks BW "Gandalf. Yes. That is what they used to call me. Gandalf the Grey. *I* am Gandalf the White." - Gandalf the White