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    This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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    glennPattonPub
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    22 pound house cat? US pounds are smaller than UK pounds but... :wtf:

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      22 pound house cat? US pounds are smaller than UK pounds but... :wtf:

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      Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way? If I'm in the bedroom it is only long enough to put on a second pair of jeans to protect my legs and then it's 'go' time. I'll be moving the cat from point A (1) to point B (2). NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------ 1: The living room. 2: The compost heap.

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        This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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        Mike Hankey
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        "He said that the cat has a history of violence,"

        22lb. bad tempered cat with a history of violence, it would be gone!

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          JimmyRopes
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          I know what I would do with the cat. Let's just say delicious. :cool:

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            Quote:

            "He said that the cat has a history of violence,"

            22lb. bad tempered cat with a history of violence, it would be gone!

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            My parents had a bad tempered cat when my oldest brother was born. The cat stalked the baby. The cat was removed. People have their priorities so wrong these days. Animals are NOT of equal value to children.

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              I know what I would do with the cat. Let's just say delicious. :cool:

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              Rage
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              I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                I know what I would do with the cat. Let's just say delicious. :cool:

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                Mike Hankey
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                Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                  This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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                  Rage
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                  Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                  ~RaGE();

                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                    My parents had a bad tempered cat when my oldest brother was born. The cat stalked the baby. The cat was removed. People have their priorities so wrong these days. Animals are NOT of equal value to children.

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                    If it is ill-tempered it goes, if it harms a member of the family it'll be buried out back!

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                      Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way? If I'm in the bedroom it is only long enough to put on a second pair of jeans to protect my legs and then it's 'go' time. I'll be moving the cat from point A (1) to point B (2). NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------ 1: The living room. 2: The compost heap.

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                      MehGerbil wrote:

                      Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way?

                      Aye. It merely scratched a kid; it's quite a stretch to call that an attack. One can only hope that their dog is small and insecure.

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                        http://thoughtcatalog.com/mark-wiens/2013/07/what-does-dog-and-cat-meat-taste-like/[^]

                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          MehGerbil wrote:

                          Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way?

                          Aye. It merely scratched a kid; it's quite a stretch to call that an attack. One can only hope that their dog is small and insecure.

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                          Freak30
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                          Maybe it was a Main Coone (or something like that) cat. Those can get quite large. Regarding the the dog, it depends mostly which pet was there first. If the cat was there first and scratched the dog while it still was a puppy, that dog will never again mess with the cat in his lifetime (and might develop a phobia against other cats as well).

                          The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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                          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                            Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                            Mike Hankey wrote:

                            Tastes just like chicken?

                            Well... more like a very stringy teriyaki chicken.

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                              http://thoughtcatalog.com/mark-wiens/2013/07/what-does-dog-and-cat-meat-taste-like/[^]

                              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                              I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

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                                I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

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                                Mike Hankey wrote:

                                I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

                                The trick is not to name them. :cool:

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                                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                                  I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

                                  The trick is not to name them. :cool:

                                  The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                                  Mike Hankey
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                                  You've got a point!

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                                    I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

                                    ~RaGE();

                                    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                    Rage wrote:

                                    I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

                                    :thumbsup:

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                                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                      Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                                      JimmyRopes
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                                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                                      Tastes just like chicken?

                                      Not really. :~

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                                        Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                        ~RaGE();

                                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                        Rage wrote:

                                        Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                        And tasty too. :~

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                                          Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                          ~RaGE();

                                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                          Mendor81
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                                          See signature :D i consider myself a cat person. Regardless of that my cat would never reach the point to "attack" any member of my family or friends for that matter, just a matter of how you educate your pets. And yes you can train cats, easily.

                                          Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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