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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

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    "He said that the cat has a history of violence,"

    22lb. bad tempered cat with a history of violence, it would be gone!

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    Pualee
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    My parents had a bad tempered cat when my oldest brother was born. The cat stalked the baby. The cat was removed. People have their priorities so wrong these days. Animals are NOT of equal value to children.

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      I know what I would do with the cat. Let's just say delicious. :cool:

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      Rage
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      I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        I know what I would do with the cat. Let's just say delicious. :cool:

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        Tastes just like chicken? :)

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          This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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          Rage
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          Cats are evil, whatever the size.

          ~RaGE();

          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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            My parents had a bad tempered cat when my oldest brother was born. The cat stalked the baby. The cat was removed. People have their priorities so wrong these days. Animals are NOT of equal value to children.

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            Mike Hankey
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            If it is ill-tempered it goes, if it harms a member of the family it'll be buried out back!

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              Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way? If I'm in the bedroom it is only long enough to put on a second pair of jeans to protect my legs and then it's 'go' time. I'll be moving the cat from point A (1) to point B (2). NOTES ------------------------------------------------------------ 1: The living room. 2: The compost heap.

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              MehGerbil wrote:

              Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way?

              Aye. It merely scratched a kid; it's quite a stretch to call that an attack. One can only hope that their dog is small and insecure.

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                http://thoughtcatalog.com/mark-wiens/2013/07/what-does-dog-and-cat-meat-taste-like/[^]

                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  MehGerbil wrote:

                  Is there a man at CP that wouldn't kick the ever living pOOp out of a cat that acted that way?

                  Aye. It merely scratched a kid; it's quite a stretch to call that an attack. One can only hope that their dog is small and insecure.

                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                  Freak30
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                  Maybe it was a Main Coone (or something like that) cat. Those can get quite large. Regarding the the dog, it depends mostly which pet was there first. If the cat was there first and scratched the dog while it still was a puppy, that dog will never again mess with the cat in his lifetime (and might develop a phobia against other cats as well).

                  The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                    Mike Hankey wrote:

                    Tastes just like chicken?

                    Well... more like a very stringy teriyaki chicken.

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                      http://thoughtcatalog.com/mark-wiens/2013/07/what-does-dog-and-cat-meat-taste-like/[^]

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                      I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

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                        Mike Hankey wrote:

                        I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

                        The trick is not to name them. :cool:

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                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                          I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

                          The trick is not to name them. :cool:

                          The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                          I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                          You've got a point!

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                            I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

                            ~RaGE();

                            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                            Rage wrote:

                            I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

                            :thumbsup:

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                            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                              Tastes just like chicken? :)

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                              JimmyRopes
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                              Mike Hankey wrote:

                              Tastes just like chicken?

                              Not really. :~

                              The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                                Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                ~RaGE();

                                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                Rage wrote:

                                Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                And tasty too. :~

                                The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                                  Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                  ~RaGE();

                                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                  See signature :D i consider myself a cat person. Regardless of that my cat would never reach the point to "attack" any member of my family or friends for that matter, just a matter of how you educate your pets. And yes you can train cats, easily.

                                  Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                    Rage wrote:

                                    Cats are evil, whatever the size.

                                    And tasty too. :~

                                    The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
                                    Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
                                    I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                                    Just had a look at your (up-to-date?) website : Do you still have that copy of There's Something About Mary on sale for $50 ?

                                    ~RaGE();

                                    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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                                      See signature :D i consider myself a cat person. Regardless of that my cat would never reach the point to "attack" any member of my family or friends for that matter, just a matter of how you educate your pets. And yes you can train cats, easily.

                                      Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                      Mendor81 wrote:

                                      my cat would never reach the point to "attack"

                                      Yeah, that's what all of them told the police.

                                      ~RaGE();

                                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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                                        Mendor81 wrote:

                                        my cat would never reach the point to "attack"

                                        Yeah, that's what all of them told the police.

                                        ~RaGE();

                                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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                                        Mendor81
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                                        My cat just doesn´t do that. Or she leaves no witnesses behind :doh: :^) :laugh:

                                        Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                                          Just had a look at your (up-to-date?) website : Do you still have that copy of There's Something About Mary on sale for $50 ?

                                          ~RaGE();

                                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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                                          JimmyRopes
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                                          That is just an OS Commerce site giving as an example of what I can do for you (not necessarily you). Unfortunately, I don't have any of the things offered on the sample site. It is just a sample. Having said that I could direct you to where you could get a copy. Send me an email and I will respond.

                                          The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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