Why am I suddenly a "premium" member?
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We held a vote whilst you weren't here and almost all of us decided that you were a premium member. Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
The main problem here is that MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
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Every CPian who was a ::Workspaces beta-tester got a premium membership...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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What does that entail? And why can't I remember having paid the premium membership fee? :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeBecause your special!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
the Man who put the 'Man' into 'Mankini'
And don't we MVP's wish he wouldn't... X|
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
If you stopped trying so hard, then you wouldn't keep getting the visits. You have no one to blame but yourself.
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Because your special!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
... with special needs. :-D
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What does that entail? And why can't I remember having paid the premium membership fee? :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
We held a vote whilst you weren't here and almost all of us decided that you were a premium member. Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
chriselst wrote:
Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
I'm not so sure that it would be over the top actually. Every time I look at my reflection in the mirror, I have to try my hardest not to burst out in song[^]. I don't have the talent of Barbra, you see... I'm more like Ryan O'Neal... :rolleyes: :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Check your credit card statement - it's the one marked "personal services". Either that, or you signed up for a Premium account on Workspaces[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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chriselst wrote:
Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
I'm not so sure that it would be over the top actually. Every time I look at my reflection in the mirror, I have to try my hardest not to burst out in song[^]. I don't have the talent of Barbra, you see... I'm more like Ryan O'Neal... :rolleyes: :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Every CPian who was a ::Workspaces beta-tester got a premium membership...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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What does that entail? And why can't I remember having paid the premium membership fee? :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
Why am I suddenly a "premium" member?
Because you are a premium kind of guy. :doh:
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes -
Which - of course - brings on the next question: What the fluck is ::Workspaces??? :confused:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeA solution to a problem that doesn't exist?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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The main problem here is that MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Dalek Dave wrote:
MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
Probably... Hard to grasp, right? :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Check your credit card statement - it's the one marked "personal services". Either that, or you signed up for a Premium account on Workspaces[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
Reminds me of a party the sales team organised for themselves many years ago in SA at a form i worked for. They had their meal and lots of booze and then came back to the office late Friday and started to work their way through the booze in our office pub. The word got around (Monday morning) that as the evening wound down and some of their team made their way home, the ones remaining phoned for some escorts to come to the company; paid for on a company credit card. The MD went ballistic (possibly because he wasn't there himself) and he threw the book at the sales manager. when the credit card statement arrived, it showed the escorts listed under the category MEAT. The sales manager was forced to refund the money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Hi Mr J. Me and my colleagues have been trying to contact you regarding the non-payment of your Codeproject Premium Membership. Please can you contact me immediately with arrangements to pay the outstanding amount.
DEAR MR. We do so want you to us give your banked details so we must validating your account. Soon as complete this most mandatory requirement (required by laws) we will touch you in course due to arranged a small transaction to helping us process your payment. We needing a small fee from you and we will then you send a mostly special voucher to help pay for your first yeared membership. Yours most admirably and repecting. DR EZER ONEST-GEEZER, BANK OF MONACO.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
