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    Septimus Hedgehog
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    I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

    If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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      I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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      Maximilien
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      There's never been a better time and place a good Schadenfreude Let's hope he makes good friends in prison.

      I'd rather be phishing!

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        I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

        If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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        Blue Waffle
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        Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

        He womited just the other day and he womited today.

        Did Russel Brand tell you this?

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          Septimus Hedgehog wrote:

          He womited just the other day and he womited today.

          Did Russel Brand tell you this?

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          Septimus Hedgehog
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          Not Wussel Brand and neither Jonathan Woss. Mebbe a wabbit told me.

          If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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            I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

            If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            For some unknown reason, Minimus says "wommit" as well. She has no lisp and is under strict instructions not to do cute, but wommit remains.

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              I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

              If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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              GuyThiebaut
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              If only Spitting Image was still around...

              “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

              ― Christopher Hitchens

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                I read today that Oscar "Pistolrius" Pistorius is making a habit of being sick in court and he was given a green bucket to cotch-up in. He womited just the other day and he womited today. A couple of years ago, there was the rugby bloodgate scandal[^] and I wonder if Oscar is doing something similar? Is he eating a Big Mac before entering court; that would be enough to make you want to puke just thinking of it? Does he have a hidden emetic up his sleeve that he swallows at the right time? Is this his sickgate scandal? Meanwhile, back at the news desk...

                If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                dan sh
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                Why Mac? Isn't he rich enough to go to steers or spurs?

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                  Why Mac? Isn't he rich enough to go to steers or spurs?

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  He wanted an Apple... ;)

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                    He wanted an Apple... ;)

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    dan sh
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                    He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?

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                      He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      Burgers grilled over apple wood chips are great!

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                        He is sick. Who adds apple to burger?

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        The same guy who puts pineapple on pizza, I suspect... X|

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          The same guy who puts pineapple on pizza, I suspect... X|

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          S Houghtelin
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                          Both my wife and daughter have pineapple on their pizza. I have learned to tolerate pineapple on my pizza. On occaision I will entertain myself by flicking the pineapple off my slice onto their plates, apparently I am the only one who is amused.:)

                          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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