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    Blue Waffle
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    Burglar of the Day[^] I wish they told you what the joke was. Any suggestions?

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      Burglar of the Day[^] I wish they told you what the joke was. Any suggestions?

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      OriginalGriff
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      This has been posted here before, but your's isn't the worlds worst crroks. Try these two: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6431303/Dumb-American-criminals-attempt-robbery-with-permanent-marker-pen-disguises.html[^]

      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        This has been posted here before, but your's isn't the worlds worst crroks. Try these two: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6431303/Dumb-American-criminals-attempt-robbery-with-permanent-marker-pen-disguises.html[^]

        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        This has been posted here before

        No it hasn't.

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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          This has been posted here before

          No it hasn't.

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          OriginalGriff
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          No, but mine has...which is what I meant.

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            No, but mine has...which is what I meant.

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            Johnny J
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            To be honest, I think the other one has too, but I can't be bother trying to find a link... :)

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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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              To be honest, I think the other one has too, but I can't be bother trying to find a link... :)

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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              OriginalGriff
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              Aye, the "burglar joke" reports go back at least four years: http://wtfjournal.com/[^] - so there is a good chance it's a repost.

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                To be honest, I think the other one has too, but I can't be bother trying to find a link... :)

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                Blue Waffle
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                You're wrong.

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                  You're wrong.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  That's a very definite statement, especially given the notorious quality of the search tool here...

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • B Blue Waffle

                    Burglar of the Day[^] I wish they told you what the joke was. Any suggestions?

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                    Duncan Edwards Jones
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                    Blue Waffle wrote:

                    I wish they told you what the joke was. Any suggestions?

                    Something about if Barack Obama surname was Lee?

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                      That's a very definite statement, especially given the notorious quality of the search tool here...

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      Blue Waffle
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                      It's been here 1hr 10mins and NOBODY has managed to post a Repost link. Trust me, this proves beyond reasonable doubt, it is not a repost.

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                        Blue Waffle wrote:

                        I wish they told you what the joke was. Any suggestions?

                        Something about if Barack Obama surname was Lee?

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                        Blue Waffle
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                        No it said the Burglar LAUGHED at the punch-line.

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                          It's been here 1hr 10mins and NOBODY has managed to post a Repost link. Trust me, this proves beyond reasonable doubt, it is not a repost.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          All it proves is that no one has looked or found. I do recall seeing this story before but I can't [a] remember where or [b] be bothered to look.

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                            No it said the Burglar LAUGHED at the punch-line.

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                            Johnny J
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                            Maybe he just thought that Barack Obama is a joke? :confused:

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                            Anonymous
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                            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                            Winston Churchill, 1944
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                            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                            Me, all the time

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                              All it proves is that no one has looked or found. I do recall seeing this story before but I can't [a] remember where or [b] be bothered to look.

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                              Blue Waffle
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                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              All it proves is that no one has looked or found.

                              That is not a viable scenario when it has been mooted that there is a possibility of a repost. Trust me people have searched.

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                                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                All it proves is that no one has looked or found.

                                That is not a viable scenario when it has been mooted that there is a possibility of a repost. Trust me people have searched.

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                                Nagy Vilmos
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                                I'll just leave this[^] here.

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                                  I'll just leave this[^] here.

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                                  Blue Waffle
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                                  Nothing to do with Codeproject there.

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                                    It's been here 1hr 10mins and NOBODY has managed to post a Repost link. Trust me, this proves beyond reasonable doubt, it is not a repost.

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                                    That's belief, not proof. Faith, not rigour. Religion, not science.

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      That's belief, not proof. Faith, not rigour. Religion, not science.

                                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                      Nagy Vilmos
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                                      No sh_t Shirlock!

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                                        It's been here 1hr 10mins and NOBODY has managed to post a Repost link. Trust me, this proves beyond reasonable doubt, it is not a repost.

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                                        PIEBALDconsult
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                                        I'm at work. I don't don my Leslie Nielsen cap until I get home. Edit: OK, I don't recall that one. Move along, move along...

                                        You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.

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