LSJOD
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Two strings are approaching the TSA checkpoint at an airport, where the line of passengers is exceedingly long. To the annoyance of the passengers in line waiting to be security checked, the two strings are allowed to pass right on through the checkpoint, unchecked, ahead of all of the other passengers. When one of the passengers asked the TSA agent how this could have happened, the agent said: ... ... ... ... Wait for it ... ... "Sorry we don't search strings" :|
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
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Two strings are approaching the TSA checkpoint at an airport, where the line of passengers is exceedingly long. To the annoyance of the passengers in line waiting to be security checked, the two strings are allowed to pass right on through the checkpoint, unchecked, ahead of all of the other passengers. When one of the passengers asked the TSA agent how this could have happened, the agent said: ... ... ... ... Wait for it ... ... "Sorry we don't search strings" :|
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon It's plain that they do not yet know what true fear really is. - JSOP 2011
The TSA agent's face was twisted into a grotesque look. The passenger asked him why he was doing that... "We don't use regular expressions."
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The TSA agent's face was twisted into a grotesque look. The passenger asked him why he was doing that... "We don't use regular expressions."
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The TSA agent's face was twisted into a grotesque look. The passenger asked him why he was doing that... "We don't use regular expressions."