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One day, a wife wanted to know how her hubby would re-act if she packed up and left him without telling him why. So one day she wrote him a note saying that she does not love him anymore and that she is tired of the marriage and left for good. She then put the note on the dressing table and hide herself under the bed just before hubby came from work. When hubby came home he saw the note and sat down on the bed and read it. After reading the note he took the pen and wrote something underneath his wife's note. Suddenly he jumped up and down singing and dancing with joy. He then took out his cell phone and dialed a number and said "Hey baby, I'm gona see u in a few minutes. The fool that I am married to, has finally realised that I was fooling around behind her back, so she has finally left. I was really stupid to have married her and I wish that I fell in love with you before I got married to her. But I am happy now that she is gone cos me and you will finally be together for ever. Then the hubby left and the wife heard the door slam behind him. In tears and very upset, she got out from under the bed and saw the note that her hubby wrote. She read it and it said.."I could see your feet sticking out from under the bed you Idiot...I am going to buy milk at the mobile shop. Pull yourself together and stop with your stupid games and start preparing dinner before I get back
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One day, a wife wanted to know how her hubby would re-act if she packed up and left him without telling him why. So one day she wrote him a note saying that she does not love him anymore and that she is tired of the marriage and left for good. She then put the note on the dressing table and hide herself under the bed just before hubby came from work. When hubby came home he saw the note and sat down on the bed and read it. After reading the note he took the pen and wrote something underneath his wife's note. Suddenly he jumped up and down singing and dancing with joy. He then took out his cell phone and dialed a number and said "Hey baby, I'm gona see u in a few minutes. The fool that I am married to, has finally realised that I was fooling around behind her back, so she has finally left. I was really stupid to have married her and I wish that I fell in love with you before I got married to her. But I am happy now that she is gone cos me and you will finally be together for ever. Then the hubby left and the wife heard the door slam behind him. In tears and very upset, she got out from under the bed and saw the note that her hubby wrote. She read it and it said.."I could see your feet sticking out from under the bed you Idiot...I am going to buy milk at the mobile shop. Pull yourself together and stop with your stupid games and start preparing dinner before I get back
Would have been easier to read if your Enter key hadn't been out of order... :doh:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Would have been easier to read if your Enter key hadn't been out of order... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Shift isn't working either, I see... :suss:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Shift isn't working either, I see... :suss:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Does have Ctrl, but not have Shift? What a strange phone you have...
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Does have Ctrl, but not have Shift? What a strange phone you have...
He has no control of his "stick-shift".
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