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  • K Keith Barrow

    So, they've sent the wee 'un home with some maths homework.There is a picture of a 2, made to look like a swan.The instructions are to colour it in. The paper is white. :laugh:

    PB 369,783 wrote:

    I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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    Brisingr Aerowing
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    :doh: :laugh:

    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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    • K Keith Barrow

      So, they've sent the wee 'un home with some maths homework.There is a picture of a 2, made to look like a swan.The instructions are to colour it in. The paper is white. :laugh:

      PB 369,783 wrote:

      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      Try this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Swan[^] :-D

      I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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      • K Keith Barrow

        So, they've sent the wee 'un home with some maths homework.There is a picture of a 2, made to look like a swan.The instructions are to colour it in. The paper is white. :laugh:

        PB 369,783 wrote:

        I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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        Keith Barrow wrote:

        The instructions are to colour it in.

        That's math homework!?  When I was a wee 'un, I had to compute the square root of 2 using only a stone tablet and a chisel. :-D /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        • RaviBeeR RaviBee

          Keith Barrow wrote:

          The instructions are to colour it in.

          That's math homework!?  When I was a wee 'un, I had to compute the square root of 2 using only a stone tablet and a chisel. :-D /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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          Tim Corey
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          That's nothing. When I was a wee 'un, I had to calculate pi to completion. We couldn't round like these lazy kids do today.

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          • T Tim Corey

            That's nothing. When I was a wee 'un, I had to calculate pi to completion. We couldn't round like these lazy kids do today.

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            :thumbsup: /ravi

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            • K Keith Barrow

              So, they've sent the wee 'un home with some maths homework.There is a picture of a 2, made to look like a swan.The instructions are to colour it in. The paper is white. :laugh:

              PB 369,783 wrote:

              I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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              Duncan Edwards Jones
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              Colour outside the 2/swan - you are now the most intelligent person involved in this homework.

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              • K Keith Barrow

                So, they've sent the wee 'un home with some maths homework.There is a picture of a 2, made to look like a swan.The instructions are to colour it in. The paper is white. :laugh:

                PB 369,783 wrote:

                I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                Mark_Wallace
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                Well, it's preschool. They're not allowed to assign too many hours' homework.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • K Keith Barrow

                  So, they've sent the wee 'un home with some maths homework.There is a picture of a 2, made to look like a swan.The instructions are to colour it in. The paper is white. :laugh:

                  PB 369,783 wrote:

                  I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                  Lost User
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                  I though number two's were always brown..... Daaaaaad joke!

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                  • RaviBeeR RaviBee

                    Keith Barrow wrote:

                    The instructions are to colour it in.

                    That's math homework!?  When I was a wee 'un, I had to compute the square root of 2 using only a stone tablet and a chisel. :-D /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    Sorry, but that's irrational.

                    PB 369,783 wrote:

                    I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                    • K Keith Barrow

                      Sorry, but that's irrational.

                      PB 369,783 wrote:

                      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                      RaviBee
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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      Sorry, but that's irrational.

                      Agreed.  But you know how math is - it's just a numbers game. /ravi

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