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    Little Johnny is working away furiously in the woodwork room when the teacher enters. "what are you making there, Johnny?" he asks, "a portable" replies Johnny. The teacher looks puzzled, "a portable what?". Johnny replies "I don't know yet Sir, I've only made the handles!"

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      Little Johnny is working away furiously in the woodwork room when the teacher enters. "what are you making there, Johnny?" he asks, "a portable" replies Johnny. The teacher looks puzzled, "a portable what?". Johnny replies "I don't know yet Sir, I've only made the handles!"

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      Don't get too carried away... :doh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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        Don't get too carried away... :doh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        Frank Alviani
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        Johnny has a definite future in management.

        According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.

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          Don't get too carried away... :doh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
          -----
          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          Simon_Whale
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          We all know what you would of made! ;)

          Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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