Why I voted UKIP

Blue Waffler

I don't want no Shakira law forced on me.

phil o

Yes you do; you've just used a double-negative :p

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Andrew Torrance

Here all week ?

Blue Waffler

No probably get voted off in about 10 mins as thicko's will think this is racist.

Pete OHanlon

While I'm not a big fan of Shakira's music, I hardly think that it's racist not to want it forced on you by legislative means.

Rage

Try the veal.

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Lost User

Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

I hardly think that it's racist

It probably would be over here in "the land of the free and home of the brave". :rolleyes:

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Blue Waffler

Don't its probably Kosher if them islams got anything to do with it.

JimmyRopes

Rage wrote:

Try the veal bacon

FTFY :-D

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KarstenK

This shakira? http://www.shakira.com/home[^] :-O

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Keith Barrow

I wouldn't mind a law forced through that would end up with Shakira on me.

PB 369,783 wrote:

I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Keith Barrow

Blue Waffler wrote:

No probably get voted off

I'm surprised your username didn't manage that :laugh:

PB 369,783 wrote:

I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

Lost User

You're trolling; another kid yelling "them islamists are comming!" What do you want to achieve with the flood of 'compliments'?

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BobJanova

I don't get it :confused:

Kenneth Haugland

Quote:

What do you want to achieve with the flood of 'compliments'?

Utopia :laugh:

Lost User

..ah, one gets there by insulting a complete religion? :)

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Blue Waffler

Have you tried a haircut and a splash of aftershave? A bunch of flowers will go down well if your married.

chriselst

There was a #WhyImVotingUkip hashtag introduced by UKIP leading up to polling day that was swiftly hijacked by people making up stupid reasons. Of course stupid reasons were those most often given by the supporters too, not wanting to have Shakira Law imposed was a genuine reason IIRC. My favourite satirical effort was; Because I'm worried black people will start breeding with gay people and we'll create a master race of amazing dancers. The OP is making a parody, or maybe a pastiche, of the UKIP voter, not having a clue what they are actually voting for or worried about, the same with his follow up confusing Kosher and Islam.

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chriselst

If you pick the right one, apparently so.

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Kenneth Haugland

I think he means to offend everybody except himself. He is already in Utopia that way, all by himself ;P