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    There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and fa*ts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Excuse me, you just fa*ted before my wife." The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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      There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and fa*ts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Excuse me, you just fa*ted before my wife." The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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      ;P

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        There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and fa*ts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Excuse me, you just fa*ted before my wife." The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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        ZurdoDev
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        Rajesh_Francis wrote:

        "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

        The world needs more gentleman like this. :)

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and fa*ts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Excuse me, you just fa*ted before my wife." The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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          Sanjay K Gupta
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          Fuuuuuussss.........ssh

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            There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and fa*ts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says "Excuse me, you just fa*ted before my wife." The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."

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            Joan M
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            :laugh: A pity this doesn't work in my language... LOL!

            [www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]

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              :laugh: A pity this doesn't work in my language... LOL!

              [www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]

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              That's OK - it doesn't work in English either once you are past the age of ten...

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                That's OK - it doesn't work in English either once you are past the age of ten...

                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                :laugh:

                [www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]

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