The question that makes me ROFL.
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Two men are inside a bar, chatting while drinking their beer. Then suddenly, the first man said, "You know what Tom, I really wanted to get married and be happy." The second man, stared at him and asked, "Wait. What do you really want? To get married or to be happy?" :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Two men are inside a bar, chatting while drinking their beer. Then suddenly, the first man said, "You know what Tom, I really wanted to get married and be happy." The second man, stared at him and asked, "Wait. What do you really want? To get married or to be happy?" :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
It's perfectly easy to be married and happy. You just have to make sure the wife and the girlfriend never meet. ;P
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It's perfectly easy to be married and happy. You just have to make sure the wife and the girlfriend never meet. ;P
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Or get along very well :rolleyes: In which case you went straight to heaven ;P
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)In that case the French throne is (or was :~) heaven, as per King Louis XV with the Queen and Madame de Pompadour
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Two men are inside a bar, chatting while drinking their beer. Then suddenly, the first man said, "You know what Tom, I really wanted to get married and be happy." The second man, stared at him and asked, "Wait. What do you really want? To get married or to be happy?" :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
Oh you terrible cynic :)
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Two men are inside a bar, chatting while drinking their beer. Then suddenly, the first man said, "You know what Tom, I really wanted to get married and be happy." The second man, stared at him and asked, "Wait. What do you really want? To get married or to be happy?" :laugh:
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL. I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
Until a man marries, he is incomplete. Once he does, he's finished... :sigh:
Will Rogers never met me.