Programming Joke
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb? A. I don't know, lets put them in a light bulb and find out! :-D Possibly the speed of light?
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb? A. I don't know, lets put them in a light bulb and find out! :-D Possibly the speed of light?
.'\\ /\`. .'.-.\`-'.-.\`. ...\_: .-. .-. :\_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' \`. : \_ \_ \_\`~(\_)~\`\_ \_ \_ : : /: ' .-=\_ \_=-. \` ;\\ : : :|-..\_ ' \` \_..-|: : : \`:| |\`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : \`. \`.| | | | | | |.' .' \`. \`-:\_| | |\_:-' .' \`-.\_ \`\`\`\` \_.-' \`\`-------'/xml>Hey, it's only been four months[^] since that one was posted! You're supposed to wait at least six months. ;P It was first posted to the Lounge in July 2001. It's so old, links to the first copies in the Lounge don't work, and it even pre-dates Leslie!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb? A. I don't know, lets put them in a light bulb and find out! :-D Possibly the speed of light?
.'\\ /\`. .'.-.\`-'.-.\`. ...\_: .-. .-. :\_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' \`. : \_ \_ \_\`~(\_)~\`\_ \_ \_ : : /: ' .-=\_ \_=-. \` ;\\ : : :|-..\_ ' \` \_..-|: : : \`:| |\`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : \`. \`.| | | | | | |.' .' \`. \`-:\_| | |\_:-' .' \`-.\_ \`\`\`\` \_.-' \`\`-------'/xml>A quick search of "Oct 31" turns up the first 42 times this one has been told.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb? A. I don't know, lets put them in a light bulb and find out! :-D Possibly the speed of light?
.'\\ /\`. .'.-.\`-'.-.\`. ...\_: .-. .-. :\_... .' '-.(o ) (o ).-' \`. : \_ \_ \_\`~(\_)~\`\_ \_ \_ : : /: ' .-=\_ \_=-. \` ;\\ : : :|-..\_ ' \` \_..-|: : : \`:| |\`:-:-.-:-:'| |:' : \`. \`.| | | | | | |.' .' \`. \`-:\_| | |\_:-' .' \`-.\_ \`\`\`\` \_.-' \`\`-------'/xml>M@dHatter wrote:
Q. How long does it take for Richard and Jeron to screw in a light bulb?
How long does it take to have a repost identified in CP? 42 seconds. :-D
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hey, it's only been four months[^] since that one was posted! You're supposed to wait at least six months. ;P It was first posted to the Lounge in July 2001. It's so old, links to the first copies in the Lounge don't work, and it even pre-dates Leslie!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Some of those one liners are rather catchy.
Jeremy Falcon
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A quick search of "Oct 31" turns up the first 42 times this one has been told.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
jeron1 wrote:
A quick search of "Oct 31" turns up the first 42 times this one has been told.
And it is still not funny. :rolleyes:
**_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
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jeron1 wrote:
A quick search of "Oct 31" turns up the first 42 times this one has been told.
And it is still not funny. :rolleyes:
**_Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong._**
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopesIt was the first time you read it I bet... ten years ago.
Jeremy Falcon
